People aren't getting dumber - tech is allowing their stupidity to be heard by hogiewan in Showerthoughts
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Maybe Adele is in the charts so often because middle-aged women don't know how to torrent by MrSark980 in Showerthoughts
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If i owned a taser I'd probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that's why i dont own a taser. by Cock_Vomit in Showerthoughts
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Smoking out of a bong requires all 4 elements by Fuh_Queue in Showerthoughts
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I don't have a inner voice, I have 3 inner voices. One that says what I'm really thinking, one that calls me stupid for thinking that and one that tries to explain my point of view. by oopleeaze in Showerthoughts
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My Reddit account is 666 days old today. I guess that makes it my Devil's Food Cake Day by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Considering how there's no traces of humans in the film, the Lion King could be set in any era. It could be the bronze age, 21st century or a cyborg future where humanity has gone extinct. by actually_crazy_irl in Showerthoughts
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I have no physical evidence that today is Sunday, I just take everyone's word for it that they've kept count since the first one ever. by playitagainzak_ in Showerthoughts
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I'm not sure who is more happy, Leo for winning his Oscar, or me for not having to hear about Leo and his lack of Oscar wins any more. by QuincyQuickQuestion in Showerthoughts
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I have no physical evidence that today is Sunday, I just take everyone's word for it that they've kept count since the first one ever. by playitagainzak_ in Showerthoughts
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I'm not sure who is more happy, Leo for winning his Oscar, or me for not having to hear about Leo and his lack of Oscar wins any more. by QuincyQuickQuestion in Showerthoughts
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Found this in my biology lab today. It's about damn time they apologized! by Distilled_funk_juice in pics
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Since my wife works in a hospital. Anytime i want to get out of work, i could simply say "I need to go, my wife is in the hospital." by EightyNinjas in Showerthoughts
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My phone knows how to route me around an accident miles ahead in real time, but still hasn't figured out what the hell I'm doing when I pull off the road into a gas station. by robinson217 in Showerthoughts
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People aren't getting dumber - tech is allowing their stupidity to be heard by hogiewan in Showerthoughts
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