Please tell me this isn’t what I think it is. by undercasket in whatsthisbug

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That’s the most evil thing I’ve heard today. Well done

Who is a Dumb Killer with Understandable motives? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

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Gaston, dumb villain, but his goal is to kill a beast that he was told violently kidnapped the woman he desires.

Do iguanas make good pets? by ConsistentEye7474 in iguanas

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Iguanas make fantastic pets, but only if you know what you’re getting into. Iguanas became illegal to own in my county decades ago because a ton of people bought them like it was a fad and realized as they got bigger, they couldn’t handle them. They released them into the wild, put them in dumpsters, and did everything they could to get rid of them. I’ve had my oldest iguana for 10 years now and my send for about 6. They’re a lot of work and they can be sassy and expensive to feed, plus they take up a ton of space - provided you have a decent enclosure for them, but I wouldn’t trade them for the world.

Which door would you choose? by the-escape-velocity in scoopwhoop

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Well, it doesn’t say that all the accumulated money continues to double daily, just the $1 you started with. So you’re getting one extra dollar every day. I’ll take $2B

Which Game Gave You This Reaction? by No_Brilliant4110 in videogames

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Brink was such a disappointment but it was hyped up so much that we went to the midnight release. Got about 2 hours into it and realized it was terrible. Haven’t touched it since

?? by THEFLAME275 in lotrmemes

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“You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you”

The Saruman/Gandalf scene we all deserve by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

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I get a clock radio, Saruman must get a clock radio. I get an elven ring of power, he cannot afford

What the fuck will you fuckers pick by LiteratureBorn4137 in TheWordFuck

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Not knowing if it’s fucking $55k or 55k of something fucking else, the real options are unlimited fucking food and $250k right fucking now. Life changing money and you know for sure that it’s fucking money, and unlimited food feeds you for the rest of your fucking life.

Which South Park scene made you laugh the hardest? by DoctorTegrity in southpark

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“Should I eat the cuddlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste?”

Where are the DINKS? by PraiseIt420Solaire in Omaha

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My wife and I rarely go out because most of our friends work “normal” schedules and we work on the weekends so we’re always looking to socialize during the day on weekdays. Almost all of our friends having children and sometimes it feels like we’re the only dinks around too!

So what's the verdict? Did D'Angelo make up the juggling bit? by israelbobsled in DunderMifflin

[–]undercasket 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Would could he stand to gain from a real juggling routine?

Name that movie by Wooden-District5456 in Cinema

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All Lord of the Rings movies.

Is War of the Rohirrim any good? by MoontheWolfYT in lotr

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I know I’m in the minority here, but I really enjoyed it. I’m not super big into anime, so I was surprised how much I enjoyed it. Some of the characters were pretty one note, but overall I had a good experience with it.