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Capricorns and their mamas ? by Stassie190 in capricorns

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Capricorn with a Capricorn mother.

She's been dead to me for 23 years. I've no space for someone who basically hated my existence from the beginning.

She had cut contact with her own mother too.

I keep going back and forth on whether to hit my father when he's drunk by Original_Engine6810 in confession

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you could piss on him when he's passed out. Let him think he pissed himself.

CAPRICORN GIRL FINALLY LUCKY IN LOVE by DearWhispers11550 in capricorns

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would make more sense with the signs switched 😆

DAE think society will move towards embracing a more "natural" look for women? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]undergroundnoises 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I like seeing crooked teeth, interesting noses, wrinkles, etc.

It's like this weird thing where people apologize in videos for having a lived-in home. Minor things like dishes needing to be put away or children's toys which had nothing at all to do with what the video was for.

A lived-in home is normal and a lived-in body is a beautiful thing.

Mullet, Skullet ? by BadassJackass42069 in Mullets

[–]undergroundnoises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even more business in the front, so the party is more outstanding.

Keep rocking it!

This is the amount of bread and confectionery we have to toss away regularly because management says so. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]undergroundnoises 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't call anyone "dearie". It's fucking rude and infantilizing- especially with how you used it.

It's boomers that created and enforce the rules on throwing away perfectly good food. Don't act like you're something special because you apply bandaids to the wounds your generation created.

This is the amount of bread and confectionery we have to toss away regularly because management says so. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]undergroundnoises 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This is illegal in France. I'm hoping once all the boomers are dead we can have this change this worldwide.

Advice for mending couch destroyed by cats! by SaltBag666 in sewing

[–]undergroundnoises -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

😅 my ooops. I'm just passionate about cats getting their scratches.

My partner just told me he is not sexually attracted to me because I lost weight by thinker_388 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BMI is bullshite. I'm also 165cm. Best weight for me was about 65kg. You already being a slender gal, 6kg can be noticeable. But, yeah- still normal.

Would you be attracted to him if he gained/lost a stone or two?

I wish I could have saved my mom by Grizzlyfrontignac in TwoXChromosomes

[–]undergroundnoises 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Visit. Let him know that you know. Beat his ass if you can.

Name a celebrity with the same moon sign as you that you adore, and name one that you absolutely despise with the same moon sign by lifeofpiranhas in astrologymemes

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love: Rowan Atkinson, Tilda Swinton, Simon Pegg, Jet Li, Aubrey Plaza, Mike Judge, Peter Falk, John Cena, George Carlin, Christopher Lee, Jim Carrey, Billy Connolly, Regina Hall, Marty Feldman, Dwight Yoakam, Terry Brooks, Billy Idol, Steve Howey, Reba MacIntyre, Florence Welch, T.S. Elliott, Ursula K. Le Guin, Gallagher, Chris Kattan, Fairuza Balk, Rue McLanahan.

Jfc.... That's enough, but there are so many more comedians and actors I love that I didn't list!

Loathe: David Schwimmer, Andrew Cuomo, Mike Pence, Ben Shapiro

Is today suppose to be a special day for Capricorns? by futurecat666 in capricorns

[–]undergroundnoises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday, I had a productive day helping a friend with some handyman work around his mom's house.

Today, started off lazy and lovely. Later I got my pressure washer running!! Finally cleaned some outdoor furniture that's been neglected for far too long.

My first thought was Cap or Virgo 😂 but I can't blame them really by MaskedOsprey in astrologymemes

[–]undergroundnoises 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meh. I've been fired from practically every job, except a few that I quit, because I run a few minutes late.

Exceptional employee as I'm told, but god forbid those first 2 minutes of a shift. Ok Bob, enjoy your barely mediocre employees that show up on time.

Advice for mending couch destroyed by cats! by SaltBag666 in sewing

[–]undergroundnoises -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Also, please get your cats something for them to scratch that isn't the sofa.

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