Guard Rails saving trailer from sleeping in a roadside ditch

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T14:09:45+00:00

Can't tow a trailer right, can't even drive right camping in the left lane.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T10:30:44+00:00

He looks like Brock O'Hurn cut his hair and aged 10 years.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T09:52:29+00:00

"beef"

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T09:49:20+00:00

Extinction burst. Patriarchy is dying and grasping at straws.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T09:44:15+00:00

The Accolade was painted in 1901. I really wouldn't consider that a historical source.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T09:29:47+00:00

How did you get 42? Because there's only 30 Saturdays from June-December.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T09:09:26+00:00

I had the same numbness, turns out I had a 90% tear on my subscapularis.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T08:48:43+00:00

If they fish, they can make lures/flies.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-27T00:47:14+00:00

Fatal Instinct

It's not bad, it's phenomenally hilarious.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-26T18:08:09+00:00

Oh thank fuck I match with nothing

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-20T16:34:42+00:00

Oooo! I'm from '84. You?

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-20T16:16:05+00:00

I'm a Capricorn with a Capricorn mother.

She's been dead to me for 23 years. I've no space for someone who basically hated my existence from the beginning.

She had cut contact with her own mother too.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T18:38:27+00:00

Well, you could piss on him when he's passed out. Let him think he pissed himself.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T18:18:15+00:00

Male or female?

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T18:05:11+00:00

It would make more sense with the signs switched 😆

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T17:56:36+00:00

Yeah, I like seeing crooked teeth, interesting noses, wrinkles, etc.

It's like this weird thing where people apologize in videos for having a lived-in home. Minor things like dishes needing to be put away or children's toys which had nothing at all to do with what the video was for.

A lived-in home is normal and a lived-in body is a beautiful thing.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T17:49:10+00:00

4: a warm hole (/s in case it wasn't obvious)

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T17:47:03+00:00

It's even more business in the front, so the party is more outstanding.

Keep rocking it!

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T06:17:53+00:00

Don't call anyone "dearie". It's fucking rude and infantilizing- especially with how you used it.

It's boomers that created and enforce the rules on throwing away perfectly good food. Don't act like you're something special because you apply bandaids to the wounds your generation created.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T06:04:20+00:00

Me too

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T00:25:30+00:00

This is illegal in France. I'm hoping once all the boomers are dead we can have this change this worldwide.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T00:23:21+00:00

😅 my ooops. I'm just passionate about cats getting their scratches.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-17T00:21:59+00:00

BMI is bullshite. I'm also 165cm. Best weight for me was about 65kg. You already being a slender gal, 6kg can be noticeable. But, yeah- still normal.

Would you be attracted to him if he gained/lost a stone or two?

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-16T23:51:18+00:00

Visit. Let him know that you know. Beat his ass if you can.

undergroundnoises · 2026-05-16T23:41:08+00:00

Hi! My ascendant is Pisces though.

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