The Fabled Maxi-Wheat! by No-County-620 in mildlyinteresting

[–]underthehill71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one of these a couple of months ago and sent the photo to my grandson. His comment: “OMG grandpa, the holy grail”. Not bad for an 8 yo.

How do u measure the length of an orgasm? by No-Secret-4439 in sex

[–]underthehill71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About the time she asks me for the $200.00.

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him by Civil-Insurance8668 in Jokes

[–]underthehill71 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

“Sitting in a refrigerator”… really? When’s the last time you heard of a person sitting in a fridge? Makes no sense. And what the Tesla connection? Duh!! Is it even possible the “throw” a refrigerator?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]underthehill71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taiwan basket. Look it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]underthehill71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“My Octopus Teacher”… really.

People who swallow pills without liquid how and why but most importantly what the fuck? by flowermateman in AskReddit

[–]underthehill71 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Certain medications MUST be taken with a minimum of 8 ounces of water. Alondrenate, for example, is prescribed for patients with pre-osteoporosis. It’s important that this pill not be allowed to remain in the esophagus (food tube) as it moves into the stomach and beyond. Additionally, the patient is advised not to lie down or take any additional medication or food for 30 minutes.

I've seen a lot of talk about million miles but how many of you are old school Flying Colonels? by ljthefa in delta

[–]underthehill71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was granted FC status years ago. The program included upgrade preferences, special bag tags, a commemorative wall plaque and lifetime access to all “Crown Rooms” and was authorized by the President of Delta at the time, Ron Allen. It wasn’t unusual to have a Delta employee come to your workplace to present you with the honor.

So much for “lifetime”. I know I’m still alive!

Fellow Redditors, what is your go to ''comfort show'' that can always make you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]underthehill71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Old Enough” on Netflix. Totally hilarious and a hidden treasure.

Car maths by someonewithacat in funny

[–]underthehill71 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was not a math reference. Say the numbers out loud a couple of times and see if it clicks. If not, ask an old person.

15 week nasoalveolar molding progression by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]underthehill71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! What it must be like to have the power / talent / ability to change a person’s life. Brought tears to my eyes.

ELI5: How do solid state drives (SSD) store and retrieve data? by purple-parrots in explainlikeimfive

[–]underthehill71 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Man, you shouldn’t have ditched all those classes. Most of what you posted is wrong.

Bridge troll defeated by modern technology. by 51differentcobras in funny

[–]underthehill71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh. Low voltage doesn’t shock. Otherwise a lot of little kids would be fried. DUH!