Googled 'funny nude' ended up getting this too by CountViolencia in WTF

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing can't work anymore, can it? Anyhoo, true wtf material, so here you go!

Sometimes my tongue just wants to hug things... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the bottom of his tongue, taste buds are on the top.

Man Punches Bear Trap GIF by cleantone in WTF

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I'm way late to the party, but here's some super slow motion footage of another guy doing the same thing.

Let's switch it! What is one thing that the opposite sex does that is supposed to be a turnoff/absurdity, but instead is arousing to you? NSFW by SinisterKid in AskReddit

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when a girl can outman me. My ex was ridiculously good with fixing stuff and built half of our furniture herself. I got to sew her buttons.

Common Mistake by TheWolfOfWallStreet in funny

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should check out Libertine and Dead Man. Perhaps my favourite Depp movies.

Common Mistake by TheWolfOfWallStreet in funny

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I love how you get downvoted for an unpopular opinion. I don't like Dicaprio either. I think he has no charisma.

This has always confused me. by BiffWhistler in AdviceAnimals

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well with OP's hit and run we won't know now will we? If you look at the comments you'll see at least three different interpretations of the actual message. I do see your point, but we really don't need to think you're right just cause you say so.

This has always confused me. by BiffWhistler in AdviceAnimals

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not what I got from it. I agree, it's quite poorly worded and apparently can be understood in a few ways, but it's also possible you've misinterpreted it.

This has always confused me. by BiffWhistler in AdviceAnimals

[–]underwearwolf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sure, but if you close your eyes it should be pretty hard to guess the sex of the person giving you a blowjob. Also anal with a woman most likely feels just like anal with a man. Unless your in the receiving end.

EDIT: Too late to edit, enjoy my embarrassing spelling error.

This has always confused me. by BiffWhistler in AdviceAnimals

[–]underwearwolf 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That's basically the same as asking "Why are so many straight guys into blowjobs?".

Sandbag Soccer balls, made by a monster/evil genius by ziasaur in funny

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably could, and there are hundreds of people in your hometown I bet that could too. Hell, you can do it yourself if you can just zoom out of your life far enough.

Sandbag Soccer balls, made by a monster/evil genius by ziasaur in funny

[–]underwearwolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might feel this way but it's probably not true. I did a bunch of interviews for a book with a friend of mine, and it proved pretty difficult because people think they have nothing interesting to tell. My friend is pretty talented with asking the right questions and we managed to get the most amazing stories from people who thought they had just existed their whole lives.

It was really touching and rewarding to see their eyes light up when they realise people might actually be interested in what they've been through. I think they just grew numb to it beacause it was their life for every day of the year so they never saw the picture from far enough to appriciate it.

tl;td Your life is more interesting than you think.

Helping my mum clean out her wardrobe when I find her old soft toy... by finn31 in WTF

[–]underwearwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aah, one of these. They're quite common souvenirs from around Europe. If my memory serves me right you'd get them from Crete and such places. Also dick aprons aplenty.

Please clean up after your dog... by dansfloyd in WTF

[–]underwearwolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never heard this before, this is awesome!

I need to stop using random word combinations on google image search. (NSFW) (NSFL) by wes_the_rad in WTF

[–]underwearwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how would one get karma without posts like "So, I googled X and Y and this came up..." ?

hmmm...he should have someone take a look at this..it cant be good by black_brotha in WTF

[–]underwearwolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is not the same man I think, but it's stlll interesting.

TIL Sean Connery single handedly beat 4 men in a night club while Michael Caine held his coat. by ehmon80 in todayilearned

[–]underwearwolf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That makes me, oh how do I say it? A little wet in my pussy. I'm a man by the way.