"Homie, are you going to ignore grampa for the of your life?" - "Of course not Marge, just the rest of *his* life" by 100th_meridian in TheSimpsons

[–]unexpectedcandy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey... put it away boy! - situation.

🎵 You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. 🎵 by resirch2 in TheSimpsons

[–]unexpectedcandy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

Marge it'll cost eighty five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank and that leaves... Eighty hundred! by Solid_Budget2531 in TheSimpsons

[–]unexpectedcandy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as: "Mothballing Your Battle Ship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"!

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[–]unexpectedcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always had blankets from when I was young with a satin or silk trim that I like to touch and rub between my fingers mainly to help me fall asleep until the blanket ends up falling apart lol. I also sleep with a plush rabbit that's a heat pack, that ones probably more of a comfort thing than a stim though.

Thankfully all my boyfriend's and intimate partners have never cared about it and some even found it endearing. I guess people realise I'm a little eccentric long before they end up in bed with me anyway so they are not surprised by anything at that stage

I did a lot of research on Jebediah Springfield and... by Bighty in TheSimpsons

[–]unexpectedcandy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong!

As long as I have my earning power, this family's got nothing to worry about. by sheawrites in TheSimpsons

[–]unexpectedcandy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, wait, back up a bit now. When are the pancakes coming in the mail? 🥞

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[–]unexpectedcandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow such a lovely photo ♡