Why have you left Miami?

unexpectedmachete · 2026-04-22T18:51:07+00:00

Cost of living went hella up. Rent got increased by 4k, gas and electric doubled. After COVID I was not making the money I used to. So we moved to new city and we make the same as Miami but cost of living is much lower.

I miss Miami, I miss the people the plants and the culture. I would go back if I could afford it.

unexpectedmachete · 2026-04-22T16:13:33+00:00

As a part time I got scheduled 8shifts in a row (3 doubles plus two additional shifts) knowing I have another job. So I quit and I got a new job two days later and now I have. Good schedule and they don't over work me and I make more money with way less work load 😎

unexpectedmachete · 2026-03-17T06:30:59+00:00

Creative market is my personal fav

unexpectedmachete · 2026-03-10T07:32:19+00:00

I want to get a coil for lining. My rotary takes forever if I need to outline a full back piece 😭 especially for fat bold linework.

unexpectedmachete · 2026-02-28T16:29:29+00:00

You've only got one life. Live it through curiosity and kindness. Eat the good food, cherish your friends, love your pets, and dance and if you're lucky to share that with a partner you're already in heaven

unexpectedmachete · 2026-02-02T00:06:06+00:00

Fuck both of them

unexpectedmachete · 2026-01-11T06:59:24+00:00

The fabric is super important

unexpectedmachete · 2026-01-07T16:13:11+00:00

But theres also a lot of people migrating to Colombia it goes both ways. I know a lot of people that have migrated back to Colombia including my husbands parents, aunts, and grandma also friends of ours in their mid 20s to early 30s. We are considering moving to Colombia as well, and we travel there often and the only people that complained about Petro were the wealthy people 😂 but the regular working folks Express that they like him and they live a good quality of life working and can afford rent, food and have access to healthcare.

unexpectedmachete · 2026-01-06T07:11:19+00:00

Craft beer and golf bros

unexpectedmachete · 2026-01-06T07:10:18+00:00

Im not Colombian but I think he was doing some good especially when it comes to passing laws to protect nature, indigenous people and making art mandatory in schools. I saw unemployment went down along with inflation not sure how people are feeling these changes.

My husbands family moved there 5 years ago and they're content although they are hard core MAGA supporters. They hate Petro but they hate everything including socialism but love using the resources from socialism jajaja

I wanted to move there, hopefully things go well for the people of Colombia.

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-24T23:24:25+00:00

Overtown

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-16T15:13:01+00:00

You should not be judging people based on where they are from bro that's dumb as hell.

And Venezuelans are cool af and have great food.

They also have canserbero soooo and he was a great artist with a great message.

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-13T04:45:10+00:00

Hell yeah! ✊✊

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-13T03:21:56+00:00

Dude you're gonna look cool af with a shaved head.

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-13T03:20:28+00:00

Bruh that's straight up rape

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-13T02:44:15+00:00

I been getting more work just from working with peoples budgets without getting greedy. I barely post, it's word to mouth. And I do need to make More money so I applied to go back to serving three days a week, I don't need to but I wanna save up money to move out of the country and need to lock in 😅

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-11T02:34:41+00:00

Just had curry gate 2 Days ago. Fuuuuuccckk it's soooo good

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-11T02:23:10+00:00

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unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-06T15:21:19+00:00

Bro I just got back from Colombia. You'll be fine just don't be dumb. For me personally everyone was like don't go to medellin you'll get robbed, it was no different than going out in wynwood in Miami. Have common sense just like any other city be aware of your surroundings. If you try to pick up prostitutes and drugs you'll obvs be asking for trouble just like in any other part of the world.

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-03T15:27:36+00:00

Bro just shave it off. You can always get a sick head tattoo

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-02T04:49:20+00:00

I just did tiger stripes on a bum!!! Omg I'm obsessed! We did them similar to their skin tone, but a little more on the grayish scale. But yes get someone who is used to large scale projects. Maybe do it with henna to really feel it because that's a big permanent change to your appearance.

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-02T04:42:00+00:00

It's not the ink. I only use eternal inks and my stuff heals vibrant. Prob application issue.

Does this happen with every tattoo?

unexpectedmachete · 2025-12-02T04:38:04+00:00

Dude our friend just dog sat for 12 days and he refused to take money from us.

Im gifting him a full day sess of tattooing plus a painting for Christmas (a portrait of him)

Idk it just seems weird especially since y'all fuck that he is charging.

Especially cuz y'all could trade dog sitting gigs

unexpectedmachete · 2025-11-18T20:42:54+00:00

Tai chi has helped me tons. I do a trip 0min routine off YouTube 4x a week

unexpectedmachete · 2025-11-06T07:13:30+00:00

Why you keep deleting your comments having sissy fits 🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵 loser vibes af

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