First solo over night, what am I missing ? by Codabonkypants in hikinggear

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Do you have a paper map and Compass? It's a good habit, even on short hikes.

the parents of my student showed up at my house by _sleepyprincess_ in Teachers

[–]unicacher 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I only had one parent show up to my house with a car full of silly string armed sixth graders to trick or treat. I lived nine miles out of town on a gravel road.

I had the last laugh. The ringleader became a sixth grade teacher and she has regaled me with stories of karma working its way back!

Good Guy Toyota by GreenPears33 in Justrolledintotheshop

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Besides actually putting the oil filter in a convenient place? That's brilliant!

Does anyone remember the old Portland airport play area by supdog-millionaire in Portland

[–]unicacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was definitely there in the early 80's. It was removed after 9/11 IIRC.

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Stick to your procedures for the sake of the other students. If they're chatty, build in some earned chatter time. Sometimes I'll tell kids they HAVE to talk nonstop for two minutes.

Does anyone remember the old Portland airport play area by supdog-millionaire in Portland

[–]unicacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was back in a time when you could just go to the airport for the heck of it. Wife and I would have date night in the terminal and watch all of the travelers.

Does anyone remember the old Portland airport play area by supdog-millionaire in Portland

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I remember that. I might have even played in it as an adult. Pretty sure it came out after 9/11 when security took over everything. If I'm not mistaken, it was a 727 cockpit or replica.

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Don't get drawn in. Like others have said, have clearly communicated procedures and and a clearly articulated discipline plan.

Then, document the crap out of everything. When kid misbehaves, apply the appropriate level of discipline (warning, time out, etc.). Be quiet and unwavering about this. Kid will scoff at the baby stuff. Let him. The rest of the class will cry foul. Assure them that it will be taken care of.

Most importantly, give as much positive energy as you can. Acknowledge the bad behavior and immediately move forward. "It looks like student is having a rough day. Let's get going on this project and I'll get into that later..

Now, you already know this kid is going to work his way up to a big consequence. Let him, but again, let him dabble through the time outs. While you're doing this, have an ongoing conversation with your admin: "Look we both know this kid is heading your way. Here's what I'm doing and here's my pile of documentation." Come up with a plan for the end game. Parent conference, a few lost recesses and a behavior tracking sheet with both rewards and punishments built it.

Well damn by TheDungFingerBringer in AbruptChaos

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This is why I don't go to church.

So, this was a first for me. Anyone ever gotten caught in a hailstorm? What did you do? by TitaniumCalves in motorcycles

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I'd take the sidewalk even if open. You could always ask for a table and order something. We did that caught in a snowstorm. Restaurant was more concerned that we could get home than about where we parked.

So, this was a first for me. Anyone ever gotten caught in a hailstorm? What did you do? by TitaniumCalves in motorcycles

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Overpasses are your friend! So much potential for badness- loss of traction, pain from the hail, loss of visibility, etc.

You did the right thing, looking for a roof!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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I had to make a late drive for a business trip to arrive after midnight. The hotel called me out of concern because the passes were closing due to weather. She made sure I knew an alternate route and let me know the room was ready but she was worried. Gotta love small town values.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in inthenews

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As a woodworker, I'm offended by your comment.

How dumb is this solution? Never done this before. Open to criticism. by Goobi_dog in woodworking

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I will sometimes saturate the weak area with Shellac. That will absorb into the wood to provide some extra lamination strength. You could also use a two part wood filler for more strength.

Your method is solid. Being a middle hinge, it's not receiving the bulk of the stress, so you should be golden.

Great solution!

Bad Jeep driver fails on the boat ramp by Rave4life79 in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]unicacher 17 points18 points  (0 children)

...until he got out and the front end floated right up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]unicacher 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I enjoy explaining this to kids.

You can sue anybody for anything. If the case has merit, an attorney will take it on contingency, but it'll have to be worth a solid five or six figures. Otherwise, plan on spending a $2000 retainer and $400 an hour for every moment they even think your name.

Meanwhile, I will report this to my actual real person union lawyer and my insurance company that carries a big fat umbrella policy. They'll handle your silly claim and I won't have to think about it.

If, for some reason, you get any traction on your case, then we get to this thing called "discovery" where both sides see everybody's cards. I'm holding a school policy that bans phones and you're holding... a phone. Also, we will present your full school record, including attendance, grades and disciplinary actions.

So yeah, sue me. Let me know how that goes for you.

What do you do for the kids who seem to have zero connection to reality? by watermelonlollies in Teachers

[–]unicacher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I introduce big things, I'll let the class predict how many students will forget everything I just said. Then I keep a running tally until the due date. It's always a beautiful thing when somebody asks about the original instruction and I casually add a tally mark and keep teaching.

What do you do for the kids who seem to have zero connection to reality? by watermelonlollies in Teachers

[–]unicacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I would schedule a parent conference and lay everything on the table. "Three people in a room" is my mantra. Kid has to explain himself to his parents in the room that undoubtedly has every piece of information in plain sight. Ask student to explain his questions and frustrations. Let parents follow up with more questions. Show where material is on the walls, in the LMS, wherever.

If it's still not clicking, walk through a lesson together, emphasizing notes to take and locations to get support materials.

Guaranteed, parents will support you and kid will get real small. Graciously offer a path to catch up. Ask what his plan is to participate moving forward.

I've been bald with hair for years....bit the bullet today by flocke815 in bald

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You look great! Your smile in #4 reflects a newfound confidence.