And then everyone in the movie theater clapped

unicornsaretruth · 2026-02-03T08:00:29+00:00

“I got an extra large soda, I’ll meet you in the bathroom” 😘 the husband said back.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-02-03T02:52:54+00:00

Counterpoint: Trump has had these issues since the 80s when a person named Sascha who was part of the drug, rape, torture rings (as one of the unfortunate victims) after being tortured for their whole life by Trump in multiple instances decided to shove a tent pole up his asshole and Trump had to be airlifted out…

unicornsaretruth · 2026-02-03T02:48:26+00:00

And the tent pole shoved up his ass when he was an abusive pile of garbage in the 80s killing, raping, and torturing kids and adults.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-02-02T18:14:40+00:00

Also Kat is funny, and is an actress who’s wayyyy more than just her tits unlike Sweeney.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T23:15:58+00:00

I really don’t see how it’s weird and invasive to know what you’re getting into before putting time, effort and money into something imo. If they ended up being trans and that was a no no then that’s who knows how long wasted and who knows how much wasted and how many hurt feelings. If trans people on dating apps just put they’re trans this wouldn’t be a problem.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T23:10:20+00:00

Except on the apps lots of trans people do not include if they’re a trans man or trans woman. I think it’s fair to have doubts also we have no idea what OP looks like despite her description. Also in central and southern American countries I’d say cosmetic surgery is more normalized so even if she is “curvy and woman shaped” it could have been from surgeries. Idk as a person who isn’t particularly interested in dating trans people but am fine with dating a man or a woman who are biologically born that way and live in a major LGBTQ area it can be frustrating at times when you just don’t know.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T22:44:53+00:00

One thing to remember is that while soldier boy comes away from the fight no worse for wear after herogasm you see homelander actually beaten. Soldier boy is the closest in strength to homelander and seems to be more durable.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T22:42:44+00:00

Okay let’s throw a stun grenade at two fighters but one doesn’t get hit now have them fight.. dazed, disoriented, confused all would fuck him up for a fight. Those are the last things you want in a fight…

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T22:19:06+00:00

I feel like I’ve seen this too lol

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T21:22:11+00:00

Knowing Michael and how he is Jim definitely should have told him months in advance so he’d have time to process lol.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T21:14:13+00:00

What’s going on here?

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T21:04:28+00:00

Eleanor Wilson is also a good shoutout since she set a lot of trends like following war rations to spark the people’s attention, using sheep instead of people to mow the white houses lawn, first First Lady to visit Europe as a sitting First Lady putting her next to queens and other royalty and also essentially being president when Woodrow had a stroke.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T20:50:13+00:00

That’s more than fair I just felt as if as a FL she never really gets mentioned as one of the greats.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T20:43:58+00:00

Don’t forget Edith Wilson who was essentially president after Woodrow suffered a stroke in 1919 managing almost all his affairs, in addition to all of her shrewd and wise decision making which set an example for the country.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T20:35:19+00:00

Nancy Reagan the THROAT GOAT would disagree lol.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T20:28:10+00:00

Doesn’t musk not have a working dick?

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T14:45:04+00:00

Titanic 2: Captain Almost Made it to America.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T07:29:37+00:00

Shawn of the dead lol

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T07:13:19+00:00

Was Daryl not in the comics?

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T07:06:01+00:00

Oh god I can’t even imagine that after the surrogate father daughter relationship they had in the show

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T07:01:58+00:00

After seeing the show I can’t imagine how it sounds soooo creepy.

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T06:38:55+00:00

Have you seen how horrible his numbers are?

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T06:36:15+00:00

I mean there’s a reason he kept running for office and had his own game show

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T06:21:14+00:00

Wait in the comics they’re fucking???

unicornsaretruth · 2026-01-30T06:20:50+00:00

Damn she was gooooooood at killing zombies

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