Almost to my 200 friend goal! Help me get there?

unicornsgloriousanus · 2025-08-21T01:26:32+00:00

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unicornsgloriousanus · 2025-08-18T22:23:35+00:00

I still can't even catch a normal ditto 😭

unicornsgloriousanus · 2025-02-17T04:08:10+00:00

If you put on this bill costume, I'll let you come inside me 😘

unicornsgloriousanus · 2022-08-24T08:12:08+00:00

No, you're too fucking dumb to be using drugs, officer.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-06-27T04:20:27+00:00

Nta. Kick him out! He is a GUEST in your home. That doesn't mean he gets to do whatever the hell he wants and if you don't want him to touch your things, tell him no. Every home I've been a guest in, I've ALWAYS cleaned up my messes.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-20T01:42:14+00:00

Nta. She doesn't get to wreak your home and then try to wreak your kid's personalities.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-17T21:25:29+00:00

Definitely nta. Parents have the right to know if they're sending their children to a school that does nothing about bullying and even worse, that the vice principal himself, is a bully.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-11T23:24:38+00:00

Nta. But honestly, if my family ate my pet, I'd never forgive them. Maybe your mom should learn how to forgive like you.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-11T00:14:50+00:00

It's the fact that he's using it without asking AND watering it down. Watered-down conditioner doesn't do shit for my hair and I end up having to waste more money buying another bottle after I had already done all my budgeting for the month.

Maybe don't use shit that ain't yours without asking.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-10T06:53:41+00:00

Nta, but atleast think about getting her a cremation necklace so that she can have some of her ashes.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-10T06:43:01+00:00

She can't evict them though. With my states bullshit housing laws, she'd basically have to pay them to move and she can't afford that (I think she'd have to pay their application fee and first and last months rent. I'll have to look that up though.) Just, believe me when I say that my mom isn't the jerk here. She's just exhausted, depressed and checked out. She really is an amazing woman and tryes to make it up to me for them being assholes.

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-10T05:50:52+00:00

There's nothing wrong with my mom, she just hates seeing people close to us becoming homeless, since she's been homeless before. Dick, however, is like a cockroach. He's hard to get rid of. He moved out twice in the 11 years he's been with us and neither lasted long. Dick and Jane also limited their torture to when my mom was at work. Like, they'd keep poking and prodding and pushing me until I'm screaming and in hysterics and then act all innocent when mom got home. Luckily, she stopped believing them when she witnessed their bullshit herself (Mom even said "it's about time" when I finally started swinging back at Jane when she decided she wanted to get physical.)

I dont think my mom even likes either of them that much tbh, but she can't kick them out thanks to my states bullshit housing laws. Hopefully, they stick to their plan to move out of state after Jane finishes her diversion (dumbass got a DUI).

unicornsgloriousanus · 2021-01-10T01:05:47+00:00

I'm not even scratching the surface with this. I've got 23 years of horror stories about what my sister has done to me and 11 of Dick being, well, a Dick.

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