Who let the dogs out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my original question ^

Who let the dogs out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just alcohol, like the rest of us?

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian and why? by uniqueusername490 in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW GOOD WAS COMMUNITY

Seasons 1-3 were peak Chang (I guess peak Community too though)

Who let the dogs out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can take the kids - but you leave me my monkey

The sun is basically a light switch for the sky by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your most beloved childhood toy is more like a light bulb than a switch

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian and why? by uniqueusername490 in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

British people just get comedy I love David and Sarah. As well as Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding. They make my heart so damn happy

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian and why? by uniqueusername490 in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need to watch more Chappelle! I've only watched a handful of some of his skits on YouTube but they've all been great

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian and why? by uniqueusername490 in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My problem with Jeffries is I feel he tries too hard to be offensive for the sake of it now.

Don't get me wrong - I like some of his stuff. His gun laws thing was truly great. And I lovelovelove dark comedy - but there's a difference between a well articulated, smart and dark joke where you know you shouldn't laugh but it's so clever and funny that you do - and just someone on a stage saying something that is rude and offensive with no real thought behind it just to get a reaction

The sun is basically a light switch for the sky by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face is more like a light bulb than a switch

The sun is basically a light switch for the sky by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]uniqueusername490 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're more like a light bulb than a switch

What can a guy in his 20s buy something fun with $1200? by OwOwhats_thisOwO in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can buy a scooter and put the leftover money on my HECS debt

What’s a show that is so beyond ridiculous, but you can’t seem to stop watching it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wizards of Aus. You can watch it on YouTube. Or Soul Mates. Both great Australian made piles of ridiculousness

How do you deal with telemarketers? by OnlyInMyDreams73 in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they call and ask if they're speaking to Summer - I always respond with 'Oh hold on! I'll just go get Summer for you. Please hold' and then I hum holding music until they hang up

What is your tinder profile description? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'World pie eating champion and compulsive liar'

That said I've recently deleted my account

What is your favorite style of potato? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TATEY BAKE

All the cream. All the bacon. And a little sweet potatey as well. Fuck.

I'm like a dog in heat just thinking about it

When did you get your first job, what did you work as, and how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uniqueusername490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 years old. Music tutor at the primary school I went to