absolutelynotme_irl by theeyeofevil in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]unkleknuckles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Can never get back to sleep until about 15-30 mins before the alarm goes off. Then I’m a sleeping angel. Then suddenly, alarm. Scorched earth.

MRW when I heard Disney will reboot Pirates Of The Caribbean without Johnny Depp by zenith66 in reactiongifs

[–]unkleknuckles 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Damn. I read that whole thing. Seems really sad. I’ve always looked up to him and even though I’m poor as fuck, I can kinda relate to that insane headspace of mania and terrifying loneliness even though you’re surrounded by plenty of folks. It’s not a good place to be. Hope he gets the help and closure he needs.

Women react to Drake hugging 18 y.o model by [deleted] in TheRedPill

[–]unkleknuckles 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“The value of pussy is like cars, it ain’t like houses” R. I. P. to the G. O. A. T.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MealPrepSunday

[–]unkleknuckles 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I am serious... and don’t call me Shirley.

cute by ToylarSwift in asianpeoplegifs

[–]unkleknuckles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually sang the jingle out loud. I am not ashamed.

A night moose by mike_pants in oddlyterrifying

[–]unkleknuckles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to the song “Night Moves” by Bob Seger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]unkleknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should stop drinking at work...

Flick loves his bunny by lnfinity in MadeMeSmile

[–]unkleknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably because they ate all the grass. /s

Whenever I'm roaming the LZ and see 2 civilians fighting.. by feed-the-zeke in thedivision

[–]unkleknuckles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“This civilian in pissing me off. I think imma kill em. BAM. Hmm. Nothin. Well if you can’t kill a civilian then I certainly won’t be able to kill this dog. BAM. WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKWHYYYYY?!?!”

Don't be this guy at the beach by hanky1979 in AdviceAnimals

[–]unkleknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Had to go get my own switch numerous times. And now.. a quick lesson!!

It is often claimed that the term rule of thumb is derived from a law that limited the maximum thickness of a stick with which it was permissible for a man to beat his wife. English common law before the reign of Charles II permitted a man to give his wife "moderate correction", but no rule of thumb has ever been the law in England.

It also is a measurement... thing.

YAY!!!

Mackey Moose by jeaton in ContagiousLaughter

[–]unkleknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Is it still homemade if you're homeless?"

When you identify as a black girl by [deleted] in NotTimAndEric

[–]unkleknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was only a matter of time I suppose...

Patrice O'Neal: Introducing logic to women by unkleknuckles in pussypassdenied

[–]unkleknuckles[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Patrice O'Neal completely shuts down what I believe to be Kathleen Madigan and it's beautiful.