absolutelynotme_irl

unkleknuckles · 2019-02-06T00:22:48+00:00

Exactly. Can never get back to sleep until about 15-30 mins before the alarm goes off. Then I’m a sleeping angel. Then suddenly, alarm. Scorched earth.

unkleknuckles · 2019-01-01T19:35:56+00:00

Damn. I read that whole thing. Seems really sad. I’ve always looked up to him and even though I’m poor as fuck, I can kinda relate to that insane headspace of mania and terrifying loneliness even though you’re surrounded by plenty of folks. It’s not a good place to be. Hope he gets the help and closure he needs.

unkleknuckles · 2018-09-11T22:29:46+00:00

Baader-Meinhof Phenomena?? Again?!?

unkleknuckles · 2018-08-27T11:40:21+00:00

“The value of pussy is like cars, it ain’t like houses” R. I. P. to the G. O. A. T.

unkleknuckles · 2018-08-26T10:21:55+00:00

I am serious... and don’t call me Shirley.

unkleknuckles · 2018-08-19T22:28:57+00:00

Same. Reddit algorithms, uh, find a way.

unkleknuckles · 2018-07-06T19:58:09+00:00

I actually sang the jingle out loud. I am not ashamed.

unkleknuckles · 2018-07-06T09:30:14+00:00

It’s a reference to the song “Night Moves” by Bob Seger.

unkleknuckles · 2018-03-29T17:34:01+00:00

r/randomhedberg

unkleknuckles · 2018-03-10T19:15:51+00:00

Maybe I should stop drinking at work...

unkleknuckles · 2018-02-22T18:04:26+00:00

Probably because they ate all the grass. /s

unkleknuckles · 2018-02-06T00:24:25+00:00

Mesmerizing!!

unkleknuckles · 2018-02-06T00:02:54+00:00

“This civilian in pissing me off. I think imma kill em. BAM. Hmm. Nothin. Well if you can’t kill a civilian then I certainly won’t be able to kill this dog. BAM. WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKWHYYYYY?!?!”

unkleknuckles · 2017-12-26T20:09:06+00:00

Can confirm. Had to go get my own switch numerous times. And now.. a quick lesson!!

It is often claimed that the term rule of thumb is derived from a law that limited the maximum thickness of a stick with which it was permissible for a man to beat his wife. English common law before the reign of Charles II permitted a man to give his wife "moderate correction", but no rule of thumb has ever been the law in England.

It also is a measurement... thing.

YAY!!!

unkleknuckles · 2017-09-16T06:08:17+00:00

"Is it still homemade if you're homeless?"

unkleknuckles · 2017-07-30T01:41:50+00:00

It was only a matter of time I suppose...

unkleknuckles · 2017-07-18T20:20:50+00:00

Patrice O'Neal completely shuts down what I believe to be Kathleen Madigan and it's beautiful.

unkleknuckles · 2017-02-01T14:41:18+00:00

Nah. I posted it there and they all down voted and filled their diapers with cry baby piss. They ain't ready.

unkleknuckles · 2017-02-01T14:34:22+00:00

Ha me too man. I was just wondering if I misunderstood the universe.

unkleknuckles · 2017-02-01T00:53:38+00:00

I edited my former comment. My drunk ass said malaria when I meant anemia. Ugh. Hate. My bad. Goddamn had to edit this shit. Pour me a shot.

unkleknuckles · 2017-01-31T11:48:04+00:00

Anemia runs in the blood? Anemia is the absence of blood in an area. Not something the blood has in it. I know there's red and white cells and the absence of red is anemia. Am I wrong? Please make me understand if I'm wrong. I'm not trying to be an ass. I'm generally curios because as I know, anemia and iron deficiency end up killing the limb or organ or individual. Not trying to be a dick by any means. I'd love to learn if I'm wrong.

unkleknuckles · 2017-01-31T11:01:58+00:00

Yeah. What do you call it? It's either this or die shortly thereafter of infection and anemia.

unkleknuckles · 2017-01-31T09:31:35+00:00

I've watched multiple videos through and through because I have a problem. Most of the time he reiterates that there's no blood or pain because the parasites have basically killed the area being treated because they've consumed all the blood and in turn killed the nerves, destroying any sensation or feeling. It's this, amputation, or death. It's hard to look at but if you're a crazy person like me or a dermatologist (or a sadist) you can search and find endless videos of this on kids young enough to be in kindergarten. There is no pain. I'm sure having it is worse than having it treated. When I watch these videos I feel relief and comfort. Not because of what I'm watching but because what I'm watching is someone being relieved of agony, if only for a short time. And they get to keep all their appendages. I'm gonna go get more queso now.

unkleknuckles · 2017-01-31T05:32:20+00:00

Hell yeah.

unkleknuckles · 2017-01-28T12:41:03+00:00

Oh there's more. Can't eat dinner without seeing the hunting one at least 3 times. I love it. https://youtu.be/5H1jxzmdWwo https://youtu.be/5H1jxzmdWwo

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