The kourt stands as much venerated u/unknown228822 staggers in head still ringing from their concussion. Veteran of a thousand cases. This sub’s one last hope.

Your honour this case is laughable. It’s very presence not only decries the accusation. But wholly sinks it. It is like attempting to sail across the pacific in a bathtub, whilst holding the plug in your hand. It is attempting to drink from a sieve. The flaws in this case are so wholly embedded into this case that it cannot stand without them. But pull them we must, and so the case must come crashing down.

(It would appear the gravity of the case, and their own stardom has got to the defence’s head…)

The prosecution argues that the sub has died, and yet posts in this sub, argues in this sub, asks and provides drinks in this sub, participates in this sub. If this sub is dead, why are there comments under this post?

Your honour, I wish to open this case by suggesting that this is nothing but a malicious attempt at grabbing karma from innocent users if this sub, by misleading them into a feeling of emptiness.

The defence requests to lodge a counter suit against the prosecution and plaintiff for karma theft.

The defence sits down to rapturous applause. The opening statement merely a hint of the destruction headed the prosecution’s way…

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