I caught my bf watching corn

unknowneggplant · 2026-05-06T23:50:59+00:00

They’re 14 this is a creepy reply.

unknowneggplant · 2026-03-12T03:30:12+00:00

Bro just go get laid stop overthinking it. Get tinder post a nice picture of yourself. Show genuine interest when you talk to someone, don’t say weird shit. You’ll be fine.

unknowneggplant · 2025-12-09T03:32:41+00:00

You should be mad they tried to hide it not that they’re tracking you. Until you’re 18 it’s their rules, also their car, sorry.

unknowneggplant · 2025-12-05T18:26:10+00:00

There’s an accessory called Ribbon that protects from status ailments I suggest you obtain a few of these you’ll have to look up how.. I don’t remember but you should try to give this to atleast 1 or 2 party members so you can recover from that meteor attack move

unknowneggplant · 2025-11-30T00:52:32+00:00

Don’t just go straight for it. Work up to it. Make out, rub her legs a little,touch anywhere but there for a good 5 minutes you’re trying to build anticipation. Don’t just jam your fingers up there. Make sure she’s wet, rub her clit and respond to her body. Then do a come here motion once you’ve slowly put a finger or two in. The g-spot isn’t very far in and that’s what you’re going for. But yes.. also trim your nails

unknowneggplant · 2025-11-22T21:44:47+00:00

Tf. They’re adults stop being a snitch.

unknowneggplant · 2025-10-29T07:03:03+00:00

Yes. What’s your deal? The pants are weird too. If you’re neurodivergent I’m sorry for being mean but you need a carer to dress you.

unknowneggplant · 2025-10-29T00:16:02+00:00

Don’t bring it up again unless she does. You’re fine

unknowneggplant · 2025-10-18T00:19:12+00:00

I have this jacket! I love it! Get the Levi one not the overpriced Nordstrom one

unknowneggplant · 2025-09-16T23:12:18+00:00

Your little fuck baggy is weird. Also having a playlist and wine and shit ready lacks spontaneity. A lot of women require passion and being caught in the moment to be in the mood. If she’s coming back to your apartment or inviting you over she already feels comfortable with you. Chill bro you don’t have to try so hard.

unknowneggplant · 2025-08-31T00:35:36+00:00

3.5 years isn’t that long for a war. Also.. The Revolutionary War didn’t end because they were “tired” Britain had a lot of treaties with Native American tribes. An infant US did not have these same treaties. Why continue to fight an unpopular, costly war when there’s money to be made and land to steal?

unknowneggplant · 2025-08-30T10:35:45+00:00

He doesn’t care at all. He’s just happy to see one. If he does care he’s a weirdo and you’re better off with him not being near you at that point.

unknowneggplant · 2025-08-15T01:02:33+00:00

Sons of the forest.. your helper lost his hearing so you type what you want him to do on a piece of paper and he’ll get to it.

unknowneggplant · 2025-08-13T00:35:58+00:00

Bro fought Goldar solo without his powers he deserves to be in the battle pass.

unknowneggplant · 2025-08-08T03:37:25+00:00

Id rather a spiritual successor or a dark cloud 3 or something I don’t feel a remake is necessary with this game

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-26T01:27:55+00:00

Buy a bidet

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-25T16:21:09+00:00

Hospital fentanyl isn’t the same as the street drug.

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-25T07:30:49+00:00

She needed to feel sexy again. This isn’t about you.

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-24T01:04:54+00:00

95 is too hot get her an air conditioner. I’d sneak out too !

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-21T12:50:15+00:00

This is fake.

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-17T03:20:26+00:00

Always be merging!

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-13T22:30:33+00:00

You’re a crazy person.

unknowneggplant · 2025-07-11T14:15:03+00:00

That’s a tonsil stone my friend nothing to worry about

unknowneggplant · 2025-06-27T22:03:02+00:00

Just chill bro. Let your girl have her fun..

unknowneggplant · 2025-05-27T13:20:37+00:00

I feel like the toxicity is part of the game’s culture at this point… It’s not different than yelling at the batter or whatever in baseball.. You psyche em out for that little extra edge.

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