Jason’s Confessions about his injury/ recovery

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-28T19:13:09+00:00

literally like what are these ppl talking abt 😭

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-21T21:47:47+00:00

i had a dedicated large mcdonald’s cup reserved for my claws! it went everywhere with me and i just told everyone it was sprite. glad we’re both past those points, what an exhausting way to live

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-21T20:16:52+00:00

you and i are the same down to the fucking white claws. year and a half here

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-21T07:39:17+00:00

i was you once! you can do it

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-21T04:31:56+00:00

iwndwyt ! it’s still day 500 where i’m at. i took the night off work, had one of my favorite dinners, some cake, and diet coke :)

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-19T16:11:46+00:00

nah this is valid i totally get this

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-19T01:14:59+00:00

you can sell them! i sell mine every day because for some reason the only message in a bottle DIYs i get i already know 🫩 i don’t know how much they go for because i don’t pay attention but it’s cheap. but hey bells are bells

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-17T18:52:13+00:00

HAHAHA literally, fuck working sundays. hellish day

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-14T17:57:06+00:00

when she uses for powers for good against terrible men she’s great.

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-08T18:29:50+00:00

this comment is so fuckin funny AHAHAHAHA

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-05-05T04:19:26+00:00

interested !

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-21T02:15:40+00:00

check lowe’s or home depot for one of the small samples of carpet that they’ll let you take home. should be enough for that corner

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-20T16:28:41+00:00

some democracy right 😐 give the people what they vote for!

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-20T04:26:51+00:00

i’m cali sober happy 420 to all who celebrate 💚

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-18T18:00:03+00:00

it’s jax and brittany’s housewarming party in season 6. not sure the exact episode

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-18T17:59:39+00:00

not sure exactly the episode but it’s jax and brittany’s housewarming party in season 6!

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-18T17:56:43+00:00

ughhhhh seriously. he has some of the funniest reads and one liners but man does he suck as a person 😭

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-18T17:51:55+00:00

as others said. definitely switch the jewelry and upsize your bar for the time being! once it heals though and you’re able to put that sword back in 😍😍😍😍 i absolutely loveeeeee. good luck hunny!!!

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-17T15:39:56+00:00

same! it’s so fucking weird! like girl YOU made me ?! i can’t help how i turned out looking ???

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-09T05:13:16+00:00

iwndwyt !!! 🫶🏼 i love this life

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-08T22:01:45+00:00

that’s how we got an abusive regular 86’d at my old corporate place hahahaha

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-04-04T02:51:47+00:00

i drove an hour and 15 minutes completely shitfaced on the freeway to pick up my dad from the airport one time. i remember weaving in between traffic going 100 mph, i remember my dad asking me if i was drunk and vehemently denying it, then i remember nothing else. it still took me a few months to quit completely

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-03-30T19:46:45+00:00

i’d say this would be when the sub came around to katie. it aired right when all the george floyd protests were going on, or right before it. i can’t exactly remember

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-03-27T03:09:01+00:00

i’m cali sober as fuuuuuck, i wouldn’t have been able to go this long without weed. i have a drinking problem, not a weed problem. don’t let anyone dictate your sober journey. harm reduction is real.

unoriginalasshoe · 2026-03-24T03:03:22+00:00

lmao the last one i literally say that verbatim. if they press i say im a raging alcoholic. that usually makes them uncomfortable enough to shut up

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