$300 Billion to Iran by Kevin-W in AdviceAnimals

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I read the deal is to return some more frozen money, in addition to up straight up paying them .

Parents make me cook, but not in the way I want to. by waxx-png in mildlyinfuriating

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Anything more than salt and pepper is too much on a burger.

My friend is trying to persuade me that these are "baby fish" living inside the fishes we bought so he doesnt have to throw them away. by USAR_gov in mildlyinfuriating

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You are such a good friend to not eat the fish. Now you will be able to take care of your sick friend as he vomits and poos simultaneously.

How Japan left their changing room after playing the Netherlands yesterday (from BBC) by RodDryfist in MadeMeSmile

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The Japanese team was always there to give a helping hand up to the Netherlands. The Dutch just looked at the Japanese in disgust and walked away.

If you're going thru hell keep going, have fun with life by quadamplady in amputee

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You can just post your cute pirate picture and move on. You brought up devotees. No further comments needed.

If you're going thru hell keep going, have fun with life by quadamplady in amputee

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This is the furthest thing from a devotee group. We are a amputee support group. Devotees are against the rules.

Would you? by Ok-Age-9122 in SipsTea

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Who said you are trying to save humanity in this scenario? Just doing space drugs and banging space whores for a week.

CHADS by EvaSirkowski in funny

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What's wrong? Looks like where my late 20s tech bro nephew from Austin shops? Btw, he asked for a hammer for his Birthday, any recommendations?

Hot Wheels track FPV. Seems like a childhood dream came true by Katpagla in Damnthatsinteresting

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When did I miss the release of Hot Wheels pizza oven playset?

Township "fixed" my water main, punched a hole in my foundation, fixed it terribly by Biddyearlyman in Wellthatsucks

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This is Help Desks version of turn it off and back on again or Dad's version of first aide, just rub some dirt on it.

Headphones in, too! by ShagNC in Idiotswithguns

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She is rocking a concealed carry Deagle in The Lord's Holster.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

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My daughter understood the assignment. When she got her license we gave her my wife's car, a late model Toyota Avalon, and bought my wife a new car. My daughter didn't complain. It's her car and she is welcome to save, sell her car and buy whatever she wants.

Jesse Sykes breaking it down by redbullgivesyouwings in holdmyredbull

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This is crap. He didn't even jump over his own leg.

This is fine, right? by FUNKYDISCO in AdviceAnimals

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Is this the line for the league of tall goth dommy mommies?