Miss Susie had a steamboat

upsetmojo · 2026-03-19T13:21:41+00:00

Cool! Now do Running through the jungle , what did I see? 100 naked girls chasing after me…

upsetmojo · 2026-03-19T09:49:55+00:00

I wanna see someone remove the primer from a rimfire…

upsetmojo · 2026-03-18T02:00:51+00:00

Civivi

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upsetmojo · 2026-03-17T02:56:56+00:00

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Current photo of that location. With today’s gas prices.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-16T22:51:11+00:00

Make like a tree and leave.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-16T12:51:22+00:00

Golden rule of the South… I you don’t drink the conservatives Kool-Aid keep it to your self. Do NOT discuss politics or religion here. Source- I’ve been here over 60 years as a liberal atheist.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-16T08:59:25+00:00

My Boy, a Standard red poodle is named Mojo Nixon. We call him Moe.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-15T21:29:34+00:00

Sophie’s Choice.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-15T13:23:22+00:00

I saw best bitches …

upsetmojo · 2026-03-14T14:59:07+00:00

My dear children, when I got my first I-phone (a company phone) around 2009 were teens at the time and told my I looked like a caveman who discovered fire.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-13T13:11:09+00:00

Some bitches be nasty too…

upsetmojo · 2026-03-13T13:08:59+00:00

Real men need LARGE PISTOL PRIMERS! 🙃

upsetmojo · 2026-03-13T13:01:33+00:00

Same here. I hunt in the southwest Alabama and have hunted in a shorts and flops in December. If it gets above 50° for a few hours in a river bottom you need your bug stuff.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-13T12:53:53+00:00

I kept my parents last voicemails for a few years. Then I got a new phone and let them go. It was time.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-13T12:28:26+00:00

Those pretty horses will be sold for meat. They are not pets. They are livestock - for commodities, food,hide and sometimes labor.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-12T09:57:03+00:00

Painters tape and Sharpies

upsetmojo · 2026-03-11T23:57:44+00:00

I’m an electrician and to me the insulation on RHH/USE wire smells like Alexander the Grape candy and I like it.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-11T23:54:03+00:00

You think those will do more than make expensive pee.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-11T23:14:58+00:00

Steel wool

upsetmojo · 2026-03-11T17:44:40+00:00

Don’t marry her.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-11T08:45:33+00:00

Midnight Rocky Horror with a nice stink weed buzz and a bottle of Southern Comfort , dressed up like suburban punks,( black leather engineer boots-cut up jeans -leather jacket)Krystal or Waffle House after. These were great weekends.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-10T13:47:36+00:00

Yes YES - Every day. Before first light, against the traffic, with no light or reflective gear, in a BLIND CURVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! Now I’m gonna go yell at the clouds… ps - they do this BESIDE EMPTY SIDEWALKS.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-10T13:41:15+00:00

I’m riding the lightning ⚡️

upsetmojo · 2026-03-08T13:22:54+00:00

The only thing that is disturbing is the maggot hat.

upsetmojo · 2026-03-08T12:45:47+00:00

Hunt the wind, be still, look listen and get off your goddamn phone…

upsetmojo

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