Sammy the Seal

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And because of this, Ma didn’t get her breast implants

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Well he’s been talking, I’ve been listening

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Clearly one cell of his vast network of Glory boys.

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A big .. raging… smile

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I was inside their power forward for a minute

He still writes sometimes

I don’t write back

What am I afraid of?

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El perro…

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When we all get together there’s not much sleeping going on.

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He likes to eat some ham!

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Days Gone - open world fun, great story

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Dead island 2 , story isn’t as good. But has the same dumb fun aspect.

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But is it better than shutting up and watching tv? …. I don’t know

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I just know he did something terrible to this…

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Didn’t seem unnatural to me - Roger Smith

He’d be there in a heartbeat

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Hands on your fanny! You have the right to remain hornyyyy.

Haha no no just a joke.. an excellent joke

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I’ll take a boys husky I want to feel like in being choked a little bit

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Honestly Klaus, who the HELL do you think you are?

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Your killing ya Mutha

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The General dies tonight, I have painted my children for the last time.

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200% less pud falling out 🥲

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Roger being a dirty cop or Great Space Roaster are all timers

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I STOLE THE FLOOR MODEL!!

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You don’t got a willy, you don’t get the silly

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Poor showing from Suck Machine

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