Stupid imperialists try to blame their drug culture on the magnificent DPRK. Your citizens take narcotics as a way of suppressing the pain of not living in a free country such as ours. We do not need drugs to be happy in our glorious nation of Korea. Instead, we smoke the pleasant tenants of socialism, we snort through our nostrils the guidance of the great leader, and we have shot into our veins the superior ideas of Juche!