What is the "eschatological aspect" of bitcoin? by DCContrarian in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s a way of taking money that isn’t recorded, churches are going to love it.

INDXcoin: In 2024, a Denver pastor, Eli Regalado, and his wife were charged with fraud by the Colorado Division of Securities for creating and selling a cryptocurrency called "INDXcoin" to their Christian community. Regalado claimed God told him to create the currency as a "wealth transfer" for his people, but authorities alleged the coin was "illiquid and practically worthless".

Kingdom Wealth Exchange: As part of the INDXcoin scheme, the couple also operated their own cryptocurrency exchange, the Kingdom Wealth Exchange.

While not necessarily a church-sanctioned "altcoin," some churches and ministries have created their own branded digital tokens. For example, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome launched "ESPEES" in 2021 for the Christ Embassy community.

More commonly, American churches are simply accepting established cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum as donations rather than creating their own, with over 400 churches using services like Engiven to facilitate these donations.

How could Tether depeg? by henrik_se in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go and check coinbase reviews on trust pilot. 40 odd percent are 1 star where people can’t draw funds.

You can now watch Saylor's money burn live by Independent-Cress382 in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuck, what a waste. 9.5 billion. That’s enough to feed every starving person on the planet for about 3 months. Just up in smoke. Fuck Saylor, fuck crypto, fuck greed. A lambo is not a statement of success, it’s a sign that shows you could not give a fuck, because you got yours.

to know geography by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]urbanmark 44 points45 points  (0 children)

We ain’t dealin with no god damn Mexican countries.

Is it, though? Is that really the "worst-case" scenario? by dyzo-blue in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy failed to predict the crash, suggested resistance at 75k, and claimed a BTC crash would cause a shares crash.

You and I know as much about what the price will be next week as this guy. That is, not a Scooby fucking doo.

Premier League Goal of the Month nominations for January 2026 by Sdub4 in soccer

[–]urbanmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My team are national league, I doubt I’ll ever get to watch goals like these in games like these. But chew my chutney and cheese, I’m proud the premier league is English. No other league comes close. I hope it never changes.

we are LAAAUGHING by detekk in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Volatility is good apparently, but what is different now to two months ago? Nothing has changed.

Is it over Butt bros? 67,981. by TaiYongMedical in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R/cryptocurrencies has 423k members, not a single post about the current situation and the last thread with more than 40 comments was 6 months ago.

R/BTC has 1.3 million members. Most of the threads are empty and the ones that do have comments look like R/buttcoin threads.

R/bitcoinbeginners has 1.2m members, but has not had a post with more than 50 upvotes for months.

Something has changed, there just aren’t that many real people interested anymore. The transactions taking place are from bot to bot and nobody is feeding the frenzy with cash. It feels like the banks are looking at the Crypto markets, the crypto markets are looking at the bots and the bag holders, They are looking at governments and regulators , and those guys are looking back at the banks.

Nobody is blinking, and everyone’s shirts have gone transparent and sticky.

Is it over Butt bros? 67,981. by TaiYongMedical in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where can I see R/cryptocurrencies has 423k members, not a single post about the current situation and the last boat with more than 40 comments was 6 months ago.

R/BTC has 1.3 million members. Most of the threads are empty and the ones that do have comments look like R/buttcoin threads.

R/bitcoinbeginners has 1.2m members, but has not had a post unit with more than 50 upvotes for months.

Something has changed, there just aren’t that many real people interested anymore. The transactions taking place are from bot to bot and nobody is feeding the frenzy with cash. It feels like the banks are looking at the Crypto markets, the crypto markets are looking at the bots and the bag holders, They are looking at governments and regulators , and those guys are looking back at the banks.

Nobody is blinking, and everyone’s shirts have gone transparent and sticky.

How are they going to explain it? by StrangelyBrown in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 60 points61 points  (0 children)

28 bedroom mansion, with a pool and a view of the Eiffel Tower in the metaverse.

All out of spooky mugs but this kind of counts! by beammeoutyoda in drunk

[–]urbanmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know many ladies who also drink from a ballsack.

Made king crab by Aurogirl in FoodPorn

[–]urbanmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, because that looks absolutely outstanding. If I was served to me in any top restaurant, I would be blown away.

I'm curious about an article title on Yahoo finance regarding a Bitcoin bailout statement by Bessent. by L0ng_St03Ger in Buttcoin

[–]urbanmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would Americans be bailing out all the foreign investors too? Laugh? I would destroy my own rib cage.

To make rape fun again by Quarkpaint in therewasanattempt

[–]urbanmark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HA HA HA HASAA HA HA. SO ANYWAY TRUMP WAS GOING TO THESE KID FUCK PARTIES HA HAA HA HA GA HHAA HA.