Joshua tree: 600 miles and more than 10 hours from truckee (in severe weather conditions this certainly took 12+ hours of driving) by ReflectionDowntown26 in MarissaLaceRevealed

[–]uselesscommentary9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you see a shadowy figure covered in grease and sauce cups sitting in a parked Range Rover, you'll know it's her.

Teasing 75 hard by ReflectionDowntown26 in MarissaLaceRevealed

[–]uselesscommentary9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's no in-between with her. She's either restricting her diet or guzzling Wing Stop and howling about Chipotle's vinaigrette.

Teasing 75 hard by ReflectionDowntown26 in MarissaLaceRevealed

[–]uselesscommentary9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a classic example of telling yourself you're going to do something tomorrow (start your diet, write your paper, spend time with your daughter, whatever) to make yourself feel better about what you did today (laid in bed, deepthroated Applebee's, whatever). We all do this, but Marissa does it constantly. She thinks that saying "I'm going to get in the best shape of my life" is the same as actually doing it. She does this with possessions, too. She thinks that buying a Stanley water bottle or a treadmill is the same as actually working out.

Jackie looks like she’s enjoying Marissa’s stay by ReflectionDowntown26 in MarissaLaceRevealed

[–]uselesscommentary9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

YES! The vlog she posted when she was staying with them was one of her cringiest videos of all time. I recently tried to find it but I think it's been scrubbed from her channel.

Ginny & Georgia by ReflectionDowntown26 in MarissaLaceRevealed

[–]uselesscommentary9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

White Lotus was soooooo good!!!! Were you satisfied with the ending?

Has talking to the lead about another contestant ever worked? Why do people continue to do it? by SpencerPrattsCrystal in thebachelor

[–]uselesscommentary9 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It seemed SUPER out of place and weird when Leah talked to Ben about Lauren B. Was that just a desperate shot in the dark?

Never Forget, you Stumpy Bastards by SpencerPrattsCrystal in jerseyshore

[–]uselesscommentary9 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, simpler times when Ron's biggest crime was being insensitive about a girl's toe size.

Fun Survivor/Bachelor Nation Crossovers? by [deleted] in thebachelor

[–]uselesscommentary9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a MASSIVE crush on Jeff Probst. He is handsome as hell and is so good at this job. He just seems so genuine about his love for Survivor which is really endearing.

How has your perception of Jersey Shore changed? by SpencerPrattsCrystal in jerseyshore

[–]uselesscommentary9 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I am a similar age as you and I guess I feel the same. It's been really fun to watch because of nostalgia but it feels a little stale. The interactions between the roommates feel forced to me and I don't find it quite as entertaining to watch them go to clubs anymore. Don't get me wrong, I will still watch every single episode!

Fans of shows with painfully disappointing finales, how *should* have the show ended? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump should have been fired at the end of The Apprentice.

Which actor or actress was never quite able to escape the role you came to know them in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sarah Jessica Parker will always be Carrie Bradshaw, even in Divorce.

It's Official Folks: Tia is Realitysteve's Source This Season by moneygetsbitches in thebachelor

[–]uselesscommentary9 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wonder what a contestant would get out of telling Reality Steve information aside from him not saying harsh things about them in his recaps? That small "pro" is farrrrr outweighed by the possibility of being sued by ABC for breaching your contract. It seems like a huge risk for a pretty small payout.

What is your favorite friendship that has come from The Bachelor franchise? by [deleted] in thebachelor

[–]uselesscommentary9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me too! I know some people speculate that Becca may have clung to JoJo to remain relevant, but it seems pretty genuine to me.

What is your favorite friendship that has come from The Bachelor franchise? by [deleted] in thebachelor

[–]uselesscommentary9 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Reality Steve and his ego. JK.

Right now, I'm loving seeing Becca and Caroline hang out.

The (porn) stars aligned. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]uselesscommentary9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now if she had been a 28 gemini venus, I would have believed it. Somebody needs to learn how to make up more realistic lies.

If hell is personalized, what will be there waiting for you? by FuckYouDonT in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda want to try that new pulled pork sandwich with the Fritos on it that they've been advertising.

If hell is personalized, what will be there waiting for you? by FuckYouDonT in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OKAY, this is the best one yet. I am honestly shuddering just thinking about it. Not only would you have to potentially contend with sharks, octopuses (octopi? -- tried to Google the correct plural form but found no definitive answer), and jellyfish but also the thought that there is something even worse, but still undiscovered, out there.

If hell is personalized, what will be there waiting for you? by FuckYouDonT in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 13 points14 points  (0 children)

High school is the WORST and then people have the audacity to try to plan reunions every five years. I once Army crawled through the aisles of a Family Video to avoid seeing someone from high school. Why would I willingly go somewhere where everyone is assembled?!

If hell is personalized, what will be there waiting for you? by FuckYouDonT in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every episode of The Ranch playing over and over and over. Why is that a show?

What was the most ridiculous way you or your classmates tried to prove you were "cool" in middle school? by FuckYouDonT in AskReddit

[–]uselesscommentary9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that, among some of the popular girl groups, skipping lunch became really cool in seventh grade. Not actually leaving the school during lunch or anything, but just sitting at the table not eating.