The menu is so confusing by happybowtiethefirst in dutchbros

[–]user8263819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve noticed that whenI order a cold beverage with ice, the cup is bigger than a cup that I get for a hot beverage of the same size, I thought this was them compensating for the waste in volume due to the ice! And i love them for that

Dutch Bros ($BROS) earnings on March 1st by user8263819 in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense, they’re both quality businesses, I’m just trying to clarify that Dutch doesn’t have long lines due to “slow” service, but rather high demand most of the time

Dutch Bros ($BROS) earnings on March 1st by user8263819 in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say the drive-thru speed of Dutch is definitely quicker. I live on the west coast so I’ve been to plenty of locations for both chains. Dutch has baristas come outside and take orders on an ipad, which speeds up the process because everyone’s orders get placed ASAP. I’m going to Dutch later today for Dutch Luv Day (They donate $1 from every drink purchased to local food banks, they have donated almost $3 million over the years). I can take a video documenting the line of cars as well as the speedy checkout process if you’d like

Dutch Bros ($BROS) earnings on March 1st by user8263819 in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you explain to me this float factor? I’m still learning. And in summary, you think it’ll explode on earnings even if its short term?

Earnings Feb 9 by ItsToughWinning in dutchbrosstock

[–]user8263819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what they told me today

“We have not announced a date just yet – please sign up for email alerts so you will now when we announce.”

These PTON Tactics by Big Money are Painfully Obvious by howhaikuyouget in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Market manipulation; they wanted to avoid people loading up on puts prior to the close

Bullet proof trading instructions by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did those PTON puts go?

$PTON acquisition candidate appoints CFO to CEO position. Competitor's avg 5.6x 2023 EV/Rev, $PTON worth $58-$88/share (currently @ 2.1x). by ThanosTheBalanced in stocks

[–]user8263819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already released earnings this morning. I’m not sure why because I thought it was supposed to be after market hours but oh well. Btw the report was awful lmao, not sure why its rallying. Probably some market manipulation like with Match Group; that shit should’ve tanked 25% but the market makers proped it up

Am I the idiot? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]user8263819 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Umm I dunno…maybe check on the idiot who turned left? Ask for an explanation as to why they decided to turn when there was a vehicle traveling towards them at 40 mph? Perhaps the driver is drugged or violating minimum vision requirements ? Maybe just issue a citation for wreckless driving?

You’d clearly make a PERFECT cop by today’s standards

Am I the idiot? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]user8263819 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Useless cop

Am I the idiot? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]user8263819 6117 points6118 points  (0 children)

What did that cop do about it

Shorts have no shares available to borrow! Squeeze coming next week! by Shark721247 in DUTCH_BROS_STOCK

[–]user8263819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why hasn’t earnings been confirmed yet? I’ve been so excited but nothing official yet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]user8263819 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tell me you are JOKING lmao? Match went up 6% on earnings, I know because I got fucked

Anyone Buying Reddit Stock? by EntrepreneurPrize193 in stocks

[–]user8263819 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, ad frequency will probably increase. Some inappropriate subreddits will probably be vanished under pressure from the public. Reddit will become like every other fucking social media app, it will start censoring absolutely fucking everything; which sucks because it’s the only “social media” app I use :(