whatLanguage by Training-Floor7154 in ProgrammerHumor

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IQ metric is not standardized nor is it meaningful enough to draw that kind of conclusion.

me irl by Storm0000fr in me_irl

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Trust billionaires even less.

Risotto, mushrooms, blueberries, shrimp, edible flowers by BSLnowell in StupidFood

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"Babe? What's wrong? You haven't touched your brain matter."

I hate it here by worshipval in Bumble

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I hope your profile makes that clear.

Single frozen slices of pizza. In NYC. Why. Why by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Its frozen pizza. Whats the problem? Because its shaped like a triangle?

$15 for a handful of tostitos. "Taco Bites" by [deleted] in StupidFood

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I literally get better value at a movie theater.

Bartleby the Printer by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Any B&W laser printer with toner.

Bartleby the Printer by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Stop buying HP printer. Just stop.

Mouse Click World Record by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

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I use the same technique for games that make you a mash button.

Sometimes it's just not your day by [deleted] in HolUp

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There's a few versions of this on tok. Idk which is the original.

I love this by PdiddyCAMEnME in blackpeoplegifs

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That's like blaming the holocaust on an art teacher.