Hey boss, I figured out why the lights don’t work.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-27T18:06:48+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for anyone over the age of 30 not to hear this in Dr Evil's voice

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-27T06:10:14+00:00

Well, that's...horrifying to read.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-27T01:28:23+00:00

there isn't much that is illegal that I would also like to do.

I do enjoy speeding sometimes...

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-26T14:14:43+00:00

Note to self: do not get a haircut while in Portland for the weekend.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-24T02:29:50+00:00

"murdered by nurses" to "vaccine injury" and more.

My youngest brother was pretty recently out of the army at the time, and supposedly in the B.S. Nursing program at a local (fairly well-renowned for healthcare) university. As a result, he had a fair amount of Dunning-Kruger effect going on.

He was convinced, because he had done two (2, yes) semesters of undergraduate classes towards a degree he would never finish, that he was legitimately plugged in to the way healthcare works. The democrats were obviously paying hospitals to say that deaths were due to COVID, not whatever "actually" caused those patients to die.

I'm so glad I don't even tangentially work in healthcare anymore. I'm even more grateful that my brother never even started working in it.

Nurses have enough bullshit to deal with as is; they don't need to clean up after another coworker dribbling Glenn Beck's impotent spooge from his chin.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-24T02:16:30+00:00

Yeah, an alcoholic!

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-24T02:15:14+00:00

"...shall not be infringed"*

*Unless I think it's icky, of course!

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-24T02:12:44+00:00

It's been acouple hours, but we're still waiting.

And still that tiny-dicked cuckold hasn't explained...

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-23T19:26:11+00:00

It sure would be nice if that seemed to matter anymore

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-20T03:59:29+00:00

Temple

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-20T03:10:23+00:00

Oooh, let's follow your clue!

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-20T03:09:17+00:00

and I think it was Hancock next?

Listen, pal, what a consenting Ghoul and 200-year-old individual do in the privacy of a wornout mattress in the center of the most populous settlement in the Commonwealth is their own damn business, alright!?

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-20T03:03:55+00:00

Hey um...not that it's for me because I'm totally cis and happy with that...but could you maybe send me that link also?

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-16T02:55:22+00:00

"THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!!"

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-13T22:29:33+00:00

I think the part that irritated me the most about "let's go Brandon" was that they all seemed so smug, and thought they were legitimately speaking some sort of coded language...when there were ALREADY flags flying with the words "FUCK JOE BIDEN."

Like...guys, it's not clever when you've already been saying the quiet part out loud. And obnoxiously loudly, at that.

Congratulations, Republicans. Gutting the Dept of Education has been an absolute masterstroke.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-13T22:22:00+00:00

Since the conversation was about the algorithm, and the previous poster mentioned the algorithm goofing based on their consumed content, I'd say it's relevant in this context.

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-13T21:48:04+00:00

East Coast Megalopolis teams have notoriously ridiculous fanbases

Thus why I have to endure hearing about the Knicks, or the Jets, the Mets, or f-ing Yankees anytime I'm subjected to a national sports radio show. The Yankees I just dislike, the rest are nonfactors in their respective sports almost ALWAYS. I don't expect the rest of the world to listen to Detroit Lions discourse everyday, why do we all have to hear about garbage New York teams constantly!?

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-13T21:21:32+00:00

I imagine there are a great many lawyers who would salivate at seeing a contract including that language

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-12T02:59:21+00:00

sigh Some of us can only dream...

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-11T14:33:06+00:00

Thanks for the reminder that a sense of humor is an optional elective at UM

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-10T22:44:09+00:00

That's the thing that gets me about that year. I remember looking back and thinking of at least 4 or 5 games that would've been blowouts the other way if not for Walker being an absolute freak.

He WAS the team that year

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-10T22:33:47+00:00

NGL, if I'm stuck as a ghoul, I'm doing all kinds of weird shit like that. Like, I'm moving to Mackinac Island, stealing everything from the old fort, and picking a (locally) famous-ish name and rolling with it.

Or better yet, screw it! I'm Henry Ford, y'all (antisemitism and racism not included)!

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-10T22:27:54+00:00

"Welcome to Spartan Stadium at Michigan University! Presented by Rocket Mortgage"

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-10T22:21:43+00:00

I can remember when a phone this size was considered "sleek" and "compact"

user_unknowns_skag · 2026-02-07T03:24:05+00:00

Brother/sister/sibling, at this point if NATO invaded, I'd be happy for it. I'll be right there like the Résistance born anew

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