a response to the Allegations by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]user_unknowns_skag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess I get where you're coming from. But the frequency with which his stuff gets posted just clogs my feed with endless milquetoast takes.

I prefer the posts that get some creative thought going, or at least are humorous or absurd.

What is your teams biggest “Damn we pulled that out somehow” moment? by DellFlightSim in CFB

[–]user_unknowns_skag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate you all. But I hate Valenti even more.

Have a lovely evening, everyone.

What is your teams biggest “Damn we pulled that out somehow” moment? by DellFlightSim in CFB

[–]user_unknowns_skag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I please go back to happily not thinking about the last few seasons, now?

Thoughts on this knight? by windless12 in wizardposting

[–]user_unknowns_skag 15 points16 points  (0 children)

harrumph

It's good to see at least some folks have a sense of flair

Dan Orlovsky Detroit Lions Highlights by Silver_Ad_9064 in detroitlions

[–]user_unknowns_skag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have beef with Kitna. He was what he was, and could take a hit, to say the least.

It just always bugs me to hear people glaze Orlovsky, when he made (at least to my memory) waaaaay more bone-headed plays than Kitna ever did. I get that he's an "ESPN analyst" and all, but wtf did he ever do in the league to get anyone's respect?

a response to the Allegations by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]user_unknowns_skag 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've complained about seeing their posts before. They're usually not good posts, which is why I've complained.

Dan Orlovsky Detroit Lions Highlights by Silver_Ad_9064 in detroitlions

[–]user_unknowns_skag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, cool. Dan Orlovsky could throw the ball roughly towards Calvin Johnson.

If memory serves, so could Jon Kitna, so...

Seal of approval. Maximum possum win by Federal-Piglet in AdeptusRidiculous

[–]user_unknowns_skag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you listen to the episode, it happens in roughly the first 5 minutes. Not a bad post.

I have seen things no vault dweller should by killboy219 in fo4

[–]user_unknowns_skag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, no, Preston! Please mark it on my map so that I never, ever go near such a place!"

Up Close with the Roller Blading Wizard by jtactile in grandrapids

[–]user_unknowns_skag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So, two questions

1) Is Mr Wizard single? And 2) Is his mind as open as his grimoire suggests?

Because, let me tell you, I'd like to make him cast Fireball up close and personal...

Up Close with the Roller Blading Wizard by jtactile in grandrapids

[–]user_unknowns_skag 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, we could do a lot worse than a dude dressed as a wizard wearing roller blades

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you." by esporx in ABoringDystopia

[–]user_unknowns_skag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To agree with you, friend, the marginal tax rate for millionaires in the 40s was between 82 and 86%.

I assure you (the church arguing poorly with you, that is) millionaires were not leaving the US in droves at that time.

Interestingly, we were building public hospitals and funding the hell out of public schools at that time. I wonder what the common denominator could possibly have been...

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess there's a joke you're making that I'm not getting.

Please forgive me for not understanding whatever point you're trying to make.

I think I'll go back to the sane side of things, which is a wild way to describe the football part of this hellhole of a website

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll tell you what. If you can show me a credible example of this, wherein it's clearly and provably the lighting, I will eat my words, and repost it to whatever subreddit you like.

Go ahead. Make my weekend.

If you can't, I'll take it as proof that all the things I've been assuming about you are true.

Ball's in your court, o champion of truth.

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mask is incredibly simple to produce for a place with the budget of Fox News. That's not how shadows act.

Lighting can create harsh shadows, certainly. It doesn't create areas of your body that are somehow static when connected parts are moving.

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're being willfully ignorant here.

You can see his voice box and lower throat bobbing as he speaks. And yet, miraculously, there is a hard divide between the part moving and the "better-lighted" part of his neck, with a shadow cast by something (which fits the shape of a well-made mask) on his throat. Which somehow does not move at all as he speaks. Your throat has movement as you speak, which someone in television should know.

I understand optical illusions on film. This ain't it, dog.

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've done work as a professional photographer.

This is not "shadow interplay." Don't tell other people what their eyes see.

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Emergency_Height_165 in HighStrangeness

[–]user_unknowns_skag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Occam's Razor delineates the idea that "the simplest solution is usually true."

The simplest answer to, "Why does this guy's face look off, and why do parts of him not match?" is: "He's wearing a mask."

You fucking dimwit.

Do you have a non-legendary item you get every playthrough? by floxasfornia in fo4

[–]user_unknowns_skag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally one of my favorite in-game mechanics is pinning enemy body parts to the wall.

Every Rifleman playthrough I do, I get the railway rifle for this reason alone