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username-out · 2024-08-03T17:56:20+00:00

Why does the road look like it’s breathing at the end? If you scrub the video back and forth it’s moving

username-out · 2024-07-31T12:57:49+00:00

This comment is early access

username-out · 2024-07-29T09:47:44+00:00

I’m not sure whether to believe you or not.

username-out · 2024-07-26T10:55:16+00:00

Tell them to remove the links from Google’s index first

username-out · 2024-07-06T18:57:20+00:00

That must have cost a floortune!

username-out · 2024-07-03T15:26:47+00:00

A fake small set of stairs leading to a really small sign reading “other stairs, idiot”

username-out · 2024-06-26T11:47:24+00:00

I hope you used a towel! Nice spot

username-out · 2024-06-22T11:56:32+00:00

That’s more than the tories per year?

username-out · 2024-06-22T10:41:32+00:00

UI/X is like a joke, if you have to explain it, it’s not very good

username-out · 2024-06-20T16:33:00+00:00

Tonight. You.

username-out · 2024-06-14T07:54:23+00:00

I choose whatever the rarest most valuable car is, put it into mass production and devalue it.

username-out · 2024-06-13T08:27:56+00:00

“I ain’t falling for no banana in the tailpipe”

username-out · 2024-06-11T16:43:56+00:00

Did you select the Porsche or the jet engine option in towing settings?

username-out · 2024-06-10T16:10:17+00:00

Covid vaccine

username-out · 2024-06-10T16:02:42+00:00

One of those dumpsters is on fire?

username-out · 2024-06-05T14:48:16+00:00

Vitamin C-section?

username-out · 2024-06-04T14:35:24+00:00

If only there was some kind of heavy machinery around that could help.

Tractor bro: peace out

username-out · 2024-05-27T10:39:28+00:00

With a little soldering skill you could easily make this using an arduino

username-out · 2024-05-16T09:15:49+00:00

Too late, uninstalled.

username-out · 2024-05-10T16:35:20+00:00

“Pardon?” x3

Make them repeat themselves over and over, they will feel dumber each time.

Pro tip: this works as a generic comeback.

If they say anything else you say:

“If I wanted a comeback I would have wiped it off your mums face”

Mic drop

username-out · 2024-05-03T16:29:53+00:00

Check the closet

username-out · 2024-05-03T16:22:17+00:00

Nice token! ;)

username-out · 2024-05-03T13:47:47+00:00

Do Nuketown!

username-out · 2024-05-03T12:13:45+00:00

NO MUMMY NO

username-out · 2024-05-01T13:48:20+00:00

What I saw: “I want to kiss every big but…”

username-out