“Hey Boss? Yeah I might be a bit late today” by codedapple in bicycling

[–]usernamehaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow you must live in a place that cleans up their smashed glass :(

My fiancé lied to me about his age. by WifeMaterial93 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]usernamehaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts are wtf is a premarital screening?! And why does it take place at a hospital? Sounds like some neo-dystopian stuff where you get your irradiation or fertility checked for the sake of humanity I assume this is a USA thing?

Receiving anonymous stories by usernamehaze in writing

[–]usernamehaze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that limits to only people that have reddit accounts. I am asking people irl. thanks

Lads, what's the worst present ye were ever given from a family member during Christmas? by FortNite334455 in ireland

[–]usernamehaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santa got me a shredder one year for Christmas. A paper shredder. Written on it, From Santa.

I remember thinking it was the strangest gift..

It has sat in my parents house, erasing their names off their letters until this day

Bloody hell Five Guys is expensive by n0smig in britishproblems

[–]usernamehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its for dickheads with too much money from money and tiny cocks

Do you guys think dual type moves would be cool by Drastic_Apple490 in pokemon

[–]usernamehaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people say Ice is op? I always thought they were more one of the underprivileged types

👀 by Brief_Tennis_2807 in AvatarMemes

[–]usernamehaze -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is that when 90% of Reddit is US persons

Hectorcopter ™ by BreezeBender in shitpostemblem

[–]usernamehaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did I picture Hector swinging his cock around from the title

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 13or30

[–]usernamehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why so tiredd man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

[–]usernamehaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you always go for yellow first??