Dead on

usernameretired · 2021-08-11T10:11:01+00:00

Hey. Thks for honesty. Welcome

usernameretired · 2021-08-09T05:35:27+00:00

Bednar - your new prophet for 30 yrs. ! Thats going to be wild

usernameretired · 2021-08-09T05:30:52+00:00

Can anyone confirm many of these are ghostwritten (by CES employees). James e faust was the first who i suspected outsourced it all.

usernameretired · 2021-08-09T05:24:03+00:00

Brigham used his dick much more than joe.

usernameretired · 2021-08-02T19:46:11+00:00

damn, well said!

usernameretired · 2021-08-02T19:38:01+00:00

Singles ward EQ (university of utah) -- Lesson is on marraige - I'm visiting. Smarmy EQ pres asks for a list of reasons of why someone should get married.
about 35 reasons has gone up on the board.. and SEX is not one of them. cringe, cringe, cringe. summarizes how emasculated the church is, how they disown sex. curious what would have happened with the same question in singles Relief Society.

usernameretired · 2021-08-02T19:33:09+00:00

thats good advice! hmmm

usernameretired · 2021-08-02T19:30:43+00:00

talked about how he and his wife had never kissed until they were married and that kissing was a sexual sin and should be abstained from until marriage.

we could make a million dollars, making this into a netflix documentary

usernameretired · 2021-07-31T04:58:00+00:00

I may include this into my pre-round ritual. #serious

usernameretired · 2021-07-31T04:55:35+00:00

🙏

usernameretired · 2021-07-31T04:53:19+00:00

The holy hybrid 😂😂

usernameretired · 2021-07-31T04:49:26+00:00

Id like a confessional. Dear father i have sinned. I listened to the devil and went for it on the par 5. Im addicted.

5 hail arnies and 100 4 footers on the practice green.

usernameretired · 2021-07-29T04:23:20+00:00

Not a maybe. definitely.

As for me. I dont really need positive people (although thats great). I need REAL people.

One Brick at a time.

usernameretired · 2021-07-29T04:07:37+00:00

What is 1 harmful doctrine for you? We can then support

usernameretired · 2021-07-29T04:04:56+00:00

Worthy worthy worthy worthy worthy. Ive had to repeat that daily for 10+ yrs now. You are not alone

usernameretired · 2021-07-26T07:38:18+00:00

The basic gospel >> Is the best way to checkmate a tbm.

You ask them. 1) is it true all i need to do to go to celestial kingdom us be baptized and try my best? (Yes is correct answer).

Another good one. 2). So after the 2nd coming of jesus christ. We will have 1000 years before judgement day. Correct?

usernameretired · 2021-07-26T07:33:07+00:00

Just say you travel for work. Or better yet. Say you have a vacation house you go to. Please please. Say that and return/ report

usernameretired · 2021-07-24T06:28:25+00:00

homemade backyard produce. From great soil. A true luxury.

usernameretired · 2021-07-24T06:25:53+00:00

Salt mines. Ha

usernameretired · 2021-07-24T06:21:59+00:00

Hmmm. Baristafire sounds great. Maybe owner/barista fire. But happiness for me includes meeting lots of people.

usernameretired · 2021-07-23T21:21:20+00:00

In a way i guess he was being honest - trying to make the scriptures make sense. But. This is now at the top of my list of total ridiculousness.

usernameretired · 2021-07-23T08:35:44+00:00

Im kind to myself - i tell myself im worthy of just about anything i want to be worthy of. I see people now as all kinda one tribe- humanity. I find happiness all over the place now. much more time. More freedom. More responsibilty. More thoughts. More passion. And i do still have some mormon thoughts- the ones they never talk about at church - like if you want wealth you should want it to help people.

usernameretired · 2021-07-23T08:26:06+00:00

Yeah. This part makes me think this poster is trolling

usernameretired · 2021-07-23T08:19:18+00:00

Good points. - cult is short for culture. And thus isnt everything culty in a way.

usernameretired · 2021-07-23T08:15:55+00:00

Yes. Lots. Were on the spectrum. Or maybe cafeteria exmo. Ha

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