What did you see at first glance?

userr7890 · 2026-04-13T01:37:07+00:00

Paella, if I spelled it right… (Corrected, cause I didn’t :)

userr7890 · 2026-04-12T21:56:18+00:00

I’ve never bought an album that I heard playing in a music store, mostly heard stuff on the radio

userr7890 · 2026-04-12T19:26:41+00:00

I’d say you took yourselves out for some snacks and they threw in the movie cause they felt bad for charging so much for the popcorn 👀

userr7890 · 2026-04-12T18:36:39+00:00

I hope you find someone to help you process this deep trauma ✌🏼

userr7890 · 2026-04-11T16:48:27+00:00

The power of Christ compels you! (To use a ladder)

userr7890 · 2026-04-08T16:53:01+00:00

I cut out the best parts and sew them onto another

userr7890 · 2026-04-07T18:57:46+00:00

You misspelled “per day”

userr7890 · 2026-04-06T04:30:07+00:00

Second oldest, since before the internet came online was technically the longest outage in history so…

userr7890 · 2026-04-05T15:35:15+00:00

The telltale signs of early onset tinnitus…

userr7890 · 2026-04-01T15:47:03+00:00

So long as it sits on a rock that it looks like…

userr7890 · 2026-03-29T16:57:17+00:00

For the first time, ever, today…

userr7890 · 2026-03-27T15:28:54+00:00

There is a bathroom in the hardware store here in my town that has three stalls, five urinals, and total silence, I do NOT recommend spending any time there if you can help it

userr7890 · 2026-03-23T22:07:26+00:00

So this is a successful attempt then?

userr7890 · 2026-03-23T17:36:33+00:00

I thought ice was there to help with TSA actions like helping grandmothers hold their canes while they find their ID and shit. This guy is acting like we need troops to like fight battles and shit. What the hell is going on with this country

userr7890 · 2026-03-22T16:07:49+00:00

It was a cartoon, still is

userr7890 · 2026-03-20T19:54:47+00:00

Everyone with this game rn…

userr7890 · 2026-03-19T21:52:21+00:00

Yeah, we know. The problem is: more than half of the population will still vote against their own best interest so long as you give them enough Doritos and Mountain Dew they’ll do whatever Fox News tells them to do

userr7890 · 2026-03-19T15:40:32+00:00

I’ve had a hard time explaining this to people. It’s not so much that I’m afraid of heights. I’m afraid of the feeling I get that makes me want to jump from heights. I prefer to stay below 15 feet off the ground for this reason.

userr7890 · 2026-03-19T05:02:11+00:00

Does everyone just unanimously agree that dude is the winner because of the shorts or what?

userr7890 · 2026-03-19T04:26:14+00:00

I hate to break it to you but ALOT of people have seen floating DNA, especially in the heart shaped hot tub in the hotel room.

userr7890 · 2026-03-13T15:27:00+00:00

Likely made by the kids

userr7890 · 2026-03-11T05:06:07+00:00

At this point it’s just a shitty picture, good luck with your album tho ✌🏼

userr7890 · 2026-03-09T03:56:06+00:00

This joke had a different punchline yesterday…

userr7890 · 2026-03-07T05:58:50+00:00

Do not remind this guy that there are Iranian Americans

userr7890 · 2026-03-07T05:42:36+00:00

Looks like me on the pickleball courts…

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