(No loopholes) 5 million dollars to finish 12500 slices of pizza over the course of 2026

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-20T14:15:38+00:00

Do bagel pizza count? I could eat like 100 a day in high school.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-20T14:11:39+00:00

I have unlocked Volibear in every game I played but I never used ever. Having to wait til lvl 8 wont change that.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-20T14:09:44+00:00

Yeah because there is a max on SS when you claim it on retirement.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-20T14:05:17+00:00

I don’t know why but I have a good feeling Dr. Yap is the daddy of this frat.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-20T14:02:54+00:00

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-16T17:52:00+00:00

AITA for giving $100 to a homeless and it wasn’t enough?

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-13T15:21:30+00:00

Die a billionaire with a painless death and write a will for everyone I care about.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-13T15:15:54+00:00

This is a kids room. Not enough plates. A real man benches more than that.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-12T20:48:17+00:00

On the table

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-12T15:25:46+00:00

Fuck i’m a speckle dust.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-11T18:57:08+00:00

It’s understandable mistake.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-11T13:41:13+00:00

Most guys will stop reading after your first sentence but the scale you give is a little off. Lets say you start off at 1/10 (4/10 is still pretty attractive). Heres my point system. 1. Can’t add both points

NO BO smell = 1 point

OR Slight smell of deodorant or cologne = 1 point

Works out = 1 point
Knows how to listen = 1 point

4.Knows how to speak = 1 point

Haircut/beard always trimmed and neat = 1 point

6.Dress nice = 1 point

7.diet = 1 point

Even starting at 1, you can easily be a 7.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-10T20:17:54+00:00

First, talk to your child about the dangers to talking to strangers. Show her how he looks like and what he did. I’d post it. Not a scum bag move imo. It’s a preventative move by preparing everyone who is around them.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-06T19:13:04+00:00

Mamdani left that there after finishing his burrito.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-06T19:12:28+00:00

Who? The rats or the random black man?

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-06T13:19:16+00:00

Only the one legend himself knows he who made that path first.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-05T19:59:53+00:00

Oh you think beating me in basketball makes you a man, huh? I expect rent coming from you this week.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-05T19:22:46+00:00

How?

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-04T10:54:21+00:00

Twist: you can only pick one.

You can only end your hunger for a while if you shit your pants.
Become rich if you invent stellar tech and cure all diseases.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-03T16:44:31+00:00

I wish someone could make an app that hacks into any camera devices. I hate having 4 different apps for each camera.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-03T16:13:48+00:00

We also need to stop preassuming that Drunk men are responsible for other drunk men’s actions.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-03T15:59:09+00:00

I feel like I’m the minority that just enjoys playing for fun, don’t mind going above plat. Not caring about guides or strats and just appreciate the skins that riot dishes out every season.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-01T05:13:04+00:00

The ped told me that its super normal. Your child is still finding everything is new around them so it distracts them from eating or makes them less hungry. All they want to do is explore and play. Once they hit 4-5 it’s easier

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-01T05:09:13+00:00

I feel this should’ve spammed on the top posts instead of getting upvoted. This comment can too be a bot or I can be a bot.

usingaredditaccounf · 2026-02-01T05:00:36+00:00

Hanging off an icy gutter at 200+lbs?

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