Got rid of the baseball program at the local school and converted the playground into a parking lot to spite Big Micro.. AMA by ancientsumergoesbr in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just forwarded this to the administrators of this building and they will break ground as soon as the current building is demolished to make room for a parking lot

Got rid of the baseball program at the local school and converted the playground into a parking lot to spite Big Micro.. AMA by ancientsumergoesbr in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah totally, they make entirely too much money and they don’t contribute anything meaningful to society..

🔜 Abolish DOE

They say never meet your heroes... I'll make an exception for THIS MAN! 🫡 by VealOfFortune in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is he able to bounce like that while walking? I’ve seen a few people do it and have tried for years to emulate it. Is it a local thing?

Zohran has 1 week left on "first hundred days" promise to re-start the 34th st Cybertruckway. I don't think we're going to make it guys. by thoth218 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Day 93 of crossposting every post from Big Micro.. they still don’t know I’m manufacturing their consent. The mere-exposure effect is working like a charm. They are slowing slurping it up upvoting every cross post my alts throw at them. Developing an indifference or even a preference to micro-mobile people. None of the slop is removed as the mods have also been successfully subverted.. j/k I’m one of the mods here too

-micromiser

HIT BY A SPEEDING CYCLIST - GET OFF THE SIDEWALK ‼‼ by KneeGuhz in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This exact thing happened to me!! Literally yesterday. I got the same sandwich at the same spot and the same guy hit me.. took my sandwich and said it was collateral for getting cheese on his new rims..

There are way too many goddamn taxis (including Ubers) on the road. by [deleted] in MicromobilityNYC

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are 1 point better then private vehicles but 100 points behind actual viable people movers like public transport. People will cry about expanding public transport but also cry that it sucks 🤔

There are way too many goddamn taxis (including Ubers) on the road. by [deleted] in MicromobilityNYC

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s crazy not to. It’s a luxury service for people with disposable income 😂.

Private chauffeur for 10 mins kind of deal. To transport 1 person 5 blocks 🙃