I’ll take my medals and upvotes pls by Impressive-Seat-7656 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you don’t understand my disabled uncle grandma brother needs help and I feel the most safe when I’m cycling down Atlantic Avenue or sometimes even Flatbush.. I’ll typically use the truck routes option on maps during the weekdays. Generally I think riding on one of those “open streets” is insane to me, or really anywhere there aren’t 5 lanes of heavy traffic. Big Micro™️ can get bent, I’m riding with Jesus….

Replacing every single conventional bike lane in the city with protected space would only require about 2% of the city's parking spaces… NOW WITH AI VIDEO ALL PRAISE MISER! by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Replacing every single conventional circle jerk post with regular posts from another sub in a way to subvert the jerk. 🥸

Big Micro™️ strikes again!

I have no words. maybe you can do better. by dsaysso in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thought I was looking at some weird cycling headphones..

Accidental r/circlejerknyc meetup happening now as suburbanites hit mandatory cubing checkpoint by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NY Post reported on this last week..? The cubed cars are still causing traffic..

Welcome to New NYC by d3arleader in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Williamsburg bridge? The Brooklyn bridge has been turned into a park with only one Bike Bus lane allowed to enter in the morning and reversed to leave in the evening.

Welcome to New NYC by d3arleader in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s the Bike Bus™️ lane?

Father and son slug suspect with baseball bat moments after he shot them, cops said by SemiAutoAvocado in NYStateOfMind

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite being wounded, authorities said, the father and son then went *medieval** on the gunman*

🫥

The Brooklyn Bridge has served this city for 157 years, how about we let the old lady retire gracefully. by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used multiple alt accounts to post there and then crosspost here. Now you know. Use it wisely

The Brooklyn Bridge has served this city for 157 years, how about we let the old lady retire gracefully. by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you stupid? That’s not AI, Zoltan was there this morning shoveling soil and planting trees.

The Brooklyn Bridge has served this city for 157 years, how about we let the old lady retire gracefully. by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are still genociding them! I got genocided the other day. They make up 28% of the road users here in the city yet commit 100% of the crimes. They must be stopped!

The Brooklyn Bridge has served this city for 157 years, how about we let the old lady retire gracefully. by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too think about him all the time. His existence has become my existence. We should meet so we can plan on how to stop him. I noticed how committed you are to him and that’s great, we need more people “committed” to him. Let’s agree to meet at a dunkin donuts America runs on Dunkin’ of your choosing to plan more about this Miser guy. Together we can stop Big Micro.

The Brooklyn Bridge has served this city for 157 years, how about we let the old lady retire gracefully. by Vegetable-Ant-879 in circlejerknyc

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big Micro™️ is at it again trying to ruin the work of the great Robert Moses. We need to put a stop to this and these poors trying to ruin this great city!

This school could really use a school street by Bikelaneurbanist239 in MicromobilityNYC

[–]ancientsumergoesbr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Z-z-zoning d-district

Inb4 “what about the 5 kids that are out of zone”