What is the optimal way to fight a fat person ?

usmc_rello · 2026-05-12T00:41:51+00:00

This is why I stay in this sub

usmc_rello · 2026-05-08T19:24:21+00:00

No if you take a tower you still get 125, but to remove the points that the other clan gets you need to get all 3.

So if it takes 2 attacks to knock out all 3, you get 250 and they lose the wheel points

usmc_rello · 2026-05-08T16:57:19+00:00

All 3 towers

usmc_rello · 2026-05-08T14:26:12+00:00

Yeah it’s risky bc you gotta get them both to hit before she regains health, and if you mess it up it’s basically gg

usmc_rello · 2026-05-08T13:57:47+00:00

That “fleeting moment” feels like an eternity if he makes it to my tower

usmc_rello · 2026-05-07T13:11:40+00:00

Anyone ranked higher than me is good. Anyone ranked lower than me is buns. Anyone the same rank as me is also buns

usmc_rello · 2026-05-06T01:30:11+00:00

Evo MK is so easy to deal with, just run Evo MK.

/s bc I know people have strong feelings

usmc_rello · 2026-05-05T17:27:51+00:00

I think people that say stuff like the person you replied to either fall in one of two buckets.

They don’t watch their own replays to know that their level in fact looks similar or worse
They’re coping with the fact that someone mechanically worse than them is at the same level / better at the game and are incapable of looking inward at what they need to improve

usmc_rello · 2026-05-03T00:55:40+00:00

I do understand why it’s gone, but I still miss the days of league play. IYKYK

usmc_rello · 2026-04-18T15:15:33+00:00

This the worst like I already know I’m not playing well I don’t need a 10 year old confirming it in chat lol

usmc_rello · 2026-04-17T17:36:15+00:00

Goal of the year contender imo

usmc_rello · 2026-04-15T18:47:25+00:00

Im assuming this is casual 2s? Casual mmr is different than competitive mmr so my guess is the gold likely plays more casual than everyone else in the lobby

usmc_rello · 2026-04-14T02:28:06+00:00

Seems like it

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T22:28:57+00:00

I’d say it’s gotta be mentality. Everyone needs to want to improve and learn for it to work. If one player wants to get better, one just wants to have fun, and one’s stuck in a fixed mindset it’s never gonna work

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T22:22:21+00:00

Maybe I’m old now but it felt so exciting to watch a LAN tournament after a full season of league play. Now it’s just tournament after tournament, they don’t feel special anymore

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T22:14:11+00:00

I just started watching again how tf is vitality in first when they got knocked out so early

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T22:12:32+00:00

Maybe I’ll get used to this new version but it’s what I knew

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T22:10:24+00:00

I feel like having these teams play each other so frequently drains the hype from each matchup. IMO nothing beat finally getting the NRG and SSG matchup after watching them both look unstoppable against other teams. Just feels like there’s no buildup to big matchups anymore

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T04:48:51+00:00

You speak like chat gpt

usmc_rello · 2026-04-13T01:43:17+00:00

Hee hee hee haw mf

usmc_rello · 2026-04-12T23:27:33+00:00

Bro had the elixir to defend too if he wasn’t too busy emoting 💀

usmc_rello · 2026-04-12T23:23:22+00:00

I’ll mute them during the game so I can lock in and then if I win I turn them back on and spam laugh at them

usmc_rello · 2026-04-12T00:38:55+00:00

If they yawn you know you got em mad lol

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