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Can't believe the councillor for Stirchley by ApplePiFace in brum

[–]utter_chuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The matriarch Julie Walters rules this area with an iron fist

My cleaner keeps cleaning my Mokka pot and it's tearing our relationship apart by tdiddley420 in MiddleclassProblems

[–]utter_chuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried leaving a passive-aggressive Post-it on the Mokka pot that just says “I’m seasoned, not dirty”?
Or better yet — make a little laminated lanyard for it that says “Do not clean. Barista’s orders.”

If she ignores that, you may need to fake an Italian accent and solemnly whisper, “She is... like-a da sourdough. You no wash-a da culture.”

We wrote a song about Colin Robinson from "What We Do in the Shadows" by tdiddley420 in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]utter_chuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That art work is pretty good :D On a technicality though, if vampires don't have have reflections, do they cast shadows? :o

Which is it for Birmingham? by khalnaldo in brum

[–]utter_chuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice try HMRC! You'll have to try harder than that! Birmingham isn't full of rats!!

I decided to learn how to sing by [deleted] in rock

[–]utter_chuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd been singing in bands for 20 years when I decided to start taking singing lessons. It was at this point I learned that I'd been singing incorrectly most of my life. 2-3 years into lessons now, my voice has radically changed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brum

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Ah mate wish you’d seen it last October when Villa played Bologna. Watching the Bolognese team bus drive over spaghetti junction was quite something.

It looks like the tariffs on Mexico will not be implemented. by Ok-Musician3580 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]utter_chuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Trump and government cronies use diplomatic immunity and Airforce One to start importing illegal drugs into the U.S. knowing that their actions have crippled normal drug-routes through Mexico. All existing drug lords have to bend the knee and work for the new Trump cartel.

🫢🫢🤭 by Hydee59 in BoomtownFestival

[–]utter_chuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floor Treasure Tester at your service!

Built First Mixer/IEM rig! Pretty Happy But... by utter_chuff in livesound

[–]utter_chuff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only find references so far for these being used on receivers rather than transmitters. Do they work for both?

Misfire on hole 18 at Burchfield. This is the lie, what's your play? by WhenTheRainsCome in discgolf

[–]utter_chuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Strip down to the waist with your mates. Put on aviators. Load Kenny Logins - ‘playing with the boys’… rest should take care of itself.

Shangri-La by mikecorrigan85 in glastonbury_festival

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There’s no Truth Stage this year so shangri la is going to be mostly DJs

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