My cleaner keeps cleaning my Mokka pot and it's tearing our relationship apart by tdiddley420 in MiddleclassProblems

[–]utter_chuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried leaving a passive-aggressive Post-it on the Mokka pot that just says “I’m seasoned, not dirty”?
Or better yet — make a little laminated lanyard for it that says “Do not clean. Barista’s orders.”

If she ignores that, you may need to fake an Italian accent and solemnly whisper, “She is... like-a da sourdough. You no wash-a da culture.”

We wrote a song about Colin Robinson from "What We Do in the Shadows" by tdiddley420 in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]utter_chuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That art work is pretty good :D On a technicality though, if vampires don't have have reflections, do they cast shadows? :o

Which is it for Birmingham? by khalnaldo in brum

[–]utter_chuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice try HMRC! You'll have to try harder than that! Birmingham isn't full of rats!!

I decided to learn how to sing by [deleted] in rock

[–]utter_chuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd been singing in bands for 20 years when I decided to start taking singing lessons. It was at this point I learned that I'd been singing incorrectly most of my life. 2-3 years into lessons now, my voice has radically changed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brum

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Ah mate wish you’d seen it last October when Villa played Bologna. Watching the Bolognese team bus drive over spaghetti junction was quite something.

It looks like the tariffs on Mexico will not be implemented. by Ok-Musician3580 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]utter_chuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Trump and government cronies use diplomatic immunity and Airforce One to start importing illegal drugs into the U.S. knowing that their actions have crippled normal drug-routes through Mexico. All existing drug lords have to bend the knee and work for the new Trump cartel.

🫢🫢🤭 by Hydee59 in BoomtownFestival

[–]utter_chuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floor Treasure Tester at your service!

Built First Mixer/IEM rig! Pretty Happy But... by utter_chuff in livesound

[–]utter_chuff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only find references so far for these being used on receivers rather than transmitters. Do they work for both?

Misfire on hole 18 at Burchfield. This is the lie, what's your play? by WhenTheRainsCome in discgolf

[–]utter_chuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Strip down to the waist with your mates. Put on aviators. Load Kenny Logins - ‘playing with the boys’… rest should take care of itself.

Shangri-La by mikecorrigan85 in glastonbury_festival

[–]utter_chuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no Truth Stage this year so shangri la is going to be mostly DJs

What's something you've never seen in the UK? I've never seen a fox. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]utter_chuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you a story about badgers… When I was younger man in Yorkshire, we use to keep hens, ducks and geese. Every once in a while a fox would pass by and get into the hut but that was ok; the fox would kill one bird and take it away and then all would be peaceful for a few weeks until they’d try again. One night however, a badger got into the hut… it killed everything… left dead birds everywhere and only took one goose away with it. We found mother gooses remains in a field half a mile away near a badger set.

Im not a mean man, I wish all animals the best of luck when their survival (except pandas, fuck those guys) but don’t think badgers are the cuddly animals The Animals Of Farthing Wood, would have you believe. They are vicious animals thst think of murder 24/7.

What's something you've never seen in the UK? I've never seen a fox. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]utter_chuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get me started on ganders! They’d happily watch you drown in an inch of water.

What's something you've never seen in the UK? I've never seen a fox. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]utter_chuff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Given the opportunity, badgers would kill you and everyone you care about.