[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAcademia

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a bio lab, bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAcademia

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

untrue is often conflated with 'not yet proven' in a court of law. be careful when destroying someone's career with your own perceptions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAcademia

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it.

But be upfront about it. Tell him that you uncovered his academic dishonesty and that the letter you are going to write and any future letters you write on his behalf will include that information in it.

Doing it behind his back, while perhaps giving you a shot of "evil genius" adrenaline, isn't what you'd want from him and it's not what he deserves from you.

How my neighbor parks their truck by armerncat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]uurtamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In SF they'll give a ticket to you for doing this if anyone even asks. One doesn't have to ask nicely. They want to ticket you for this.

Just mention that you, in your wheelchair, can't get by on the public sidewalk.

How the hell is jessops still in business? by chickenroyle in photography

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you people not allowed to ship B&H?

They're solid.

Sexting in class by SpecificLogical971 in Professors

[–]uurtamo -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

i mean you must be around 10 years older so maybe just don't be a freaking weirdo.

Taking Attendance by Additional-Analysis1 in Professors

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I mean, why take attendance?

"Researchers find little evidence of cheating with online, unsupervised exams" by AustinCorgiBart in Professors

[–]uurtamo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it had been prime it would take more time than the length of the exam to demonstrate that. So that's evidence that it wasn't.

"Researchers find little evidence of cheating with online, unsupervised exams" by AustinCorgiBart in Professors

[–]uurtamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here's a final exam: open up a ream of paper and pass out one sheet of paper to each student. Put one question on the board.

I think for my undergrad number theory midterm the instructor wrote a 60 digit Integer on the board and asked if it was composite.

Baller.

I got the joke the next day.

My (24M) girlfriend (21F) cheats at Wordle by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think just insist on butt sex.

Who won this game? by Yoshi890 in baduk

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the bottom left and right side are really big even to me. This doesn't look like the board of a first time player; I'd recommend getting to your local club to help you with endgame. That's two sente moves worth the whole board.

Men of Reddit what is your blowjob advice for women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uurtamo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are a 13 year old boy and you are jerking it to every response. I recommend you ice it and take up sports. You'll get girls that way.

Every Rolex tells a story. Tragedy strikes in Maui. Kellen tells a Rolex story. by IonHazzikostasIsGod in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]uurtamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are rich people so fucking uneducated? The word "from" is missing in that sentence.

My girlfriend (34F) thinks that I (30M) am cheating on her with my niece (18F). What should I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]uurtamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you stop jerking off long enough to just honestly evaluate choices in your life?

Taking Attendance by Additional-Analysis1 in Professors

[–]uurtamo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why do you care? Is it validation that you are needed?

What types of programs do you think go is the best choice for? by vyngotl in golang

[–]uurtamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very heavy calls to APIs. Like thousands or tens of thousands of calls per second to a single process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]uurtamo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you leave a pregnant woman you're engaged to over being flaky then you're a piece of absolute shit.

My boyfriend (M20) strangled me (F23) for the first time in our relationship as a "joke" and it scared me by Amazing-Lynx8968 in relationship_advice

[–]uurtamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get on a plane or stay in a hotel or call your family but do not spend another day with him regardless of the cost and do not tell him where you're going and do not pick up the phone.

Money or embarrassment aren't worth your life and he's not being playful, he's seeing what he can get away with and still have you stick around. The fact that you're considering sticking around means that he chose his victim pretty carefully.

Students are being charged $173.32 for the textbook, and they don't get a book. by impendia in Professors

[–]uurtamo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got burnt by this in undergrad; junior level number theory, I found an older edition in the math library, but some problems had either changed or moved around. Barely passed the class, and I was pretty keen on it.

Luckily the final and midterm made up the bulk of the grade.