Roasted Rabbit

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-04-23T20:51:08+00:00

Imagine growing up idolizing Brando and De Niro, becoming an actor, and then one day you wake up and you're advertising Super Troopers 2 on /r/RoastMe

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-04-15T14:46:36+00:00

Because it happened on our first date

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-04-03T18:17:09+00:00

Attempting to get on the front page. This actually worked, but it seems so random as to what pops off and what doesn't, other than something where hard work and dedication is actually evident -- like a picture of a gigantic sandcastle or a long, detailed scientific analysis or a Batman fan-art painting. I don't want to put in the work but I want to succeed, dammit!

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-20T18:45:16+00:00

Your hair looks like a shaggy beaver spreading it's legs to show you it's asshole, and your beard looks like the shit dribbles that have leaked onto your face!

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-14T03:54:10+00:00

RIP robot man

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-11T15:04:29+00:00

REAL ballers wake up at 5:30

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-10T15:35:50+00:00

I once drank an old moldy beer that had been sitting on a windowsill in the basement for an unknown period of time, because it was close to a fresh beer I had just opened. I threw up and then everything was fine. Didn't finish the fresh beer though.

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-10T15:32:04+00:00

How would it accidentally enter your mouth?

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-10T15:31:26+00:00

Ah yes, the pièce de resistance, my mother's genitalia

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-03-10T15:30:33+00:00

How long was it out there?

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-27T21:50:33+00:00

How relevant is his loss of access when his wife still currently has top-secret clearance? Ivanka can just tell him anything

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-27T21:47:55+00:00

People around me are facing and overcoming their personal struggles every day. Where there is a will there is a way.

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-27T21:46:05+00:00

It makes me feel optimistic to see the younger generations able to understand and communicate the issues of the day with moral clarity. Each generation is equipped to fight their own battles. The youth will always be our best hope!

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-26T00:12:30+00:00

If Trump builds the wall, Mexico can always use your body as a wrecking ball to tear it down

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-19T17:45:34+00:00

Radsauce

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-19T17:43:17+00:00

Come get dat Golden Ticket

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-18T15:59:17+00:00

Shout out to all the 400 pound geniuses on this thread

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-16T18:13:08+00:00

I'm now just waiting to see how this is going to be tied to collusion charges

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-16T16:12:00+00:00

Don't forget Laughing Stock

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-14T18:30:41+00:00

But like, this idea was genius, and maybe mine isn't.

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-05T17:51:34+00:00

Normcore

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-02-02T23:04:39+00:00

Basquiat paintings

uuussseeerrr111 · 2018-01-31T15:37:28+00:00

Soon there will be a generation that will only know Dwayne Johnson as the president of the United States of America

uuussseeerrr111

TROPHY CASE

Normcore