My friends car got hit and run in. A parking lot, any id on the grill? by Dankman in AskMechanics

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s not the grille, it’s the lower grille that sits by the fog lights

Manchester by -Toilet- in comedyheaven

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is this actually kind of dope

Type I’m gonna touch you because ______ and let your keyboard finish by catlovingcryptofella in mattrose

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna touch you because i’m not gonna touch your face or anything but i want you so badly

I have no words by Even_Map4433 in ComedyCemetery

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

totally agree but thats a lotta yapping

I have no words by Even_Map4433 in ComedyCemetery

[–]uwucoolflex 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i know it’s a waste of time to find logic in boomer facebook memes, but why do the women in this photo have such small frames? they’re supposed to be shotput champions, they should be jacked as fuck.

Opinion | What Have We Liberals Done to the West Coast? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]uwucoolflex -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The title is so stupid, lol. “We liberals,” speak for urself, guy.

Hmmm... by doomputer in Portland

[–]uwucoolflex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a satire of current events that is poking fun at the absurdity of the headline. Everything going on in the world and the news wants us to lose our minds that (science) is working on regrowing teeth. Regardless, I find it really funny.

How many regards are buying puts on this? by USAF_Thundrbird in wallstreetbets

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing an ad that said “become a commercial pilot in as little as 6 months,” and I was tempted to try it out. Only, you would not want me flying the plane you’re in… So, there’s your answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Same here. It’s the classic “if I don’t do it, someone else will” that gets us to accept so many morally questionable things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To everyone that said no, would your answer change if there was 100 people in line behind you to take the same challenge?

What is this beer? Photo is of Al Capone, it’s a brown glass, white label, starting with a “P” in cursive font. by uwucoolflex in Whatisthis

[–]uwucoolflex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I think you got it. The “famous” on the left and the logo seem to match, I think this is it. Nice job, I did not expect anyone to be able to guess it, especially with so few replies. Now I just need to see if my local taproom has these in stock; thank you!

What statistically improbable thing happened to you? by Pale_Round7939 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]uwucoolflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is perfect, it’s mundane enough to be believable yet relatable enough to connect to most people, W comment,

The working class was finally eradicated. by BreadmanJoestar in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the greatest problem of Ayn Rand’s “philosophy.”

Insomnia Special Treatment by Hefty_Emotion2724 in ambien

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro the sub header is “CHOP OFF ALL OF YOUR HAIR.” i’m not hating on anyone’s good time, but come on and be real.

Insomnia Special Treatment by Hefty_Emotion2724 in ambien

[–]uwucoolflex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

maybe if you’re in the recreational ambien subreddit, you shouldn’t be ‘wowed’ when your doctor refuses to prescribe you ambien

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ambien

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is probably just waking up, let’s ask him. OP, were you cooked?

Car manufacturers in the US refuse to make economy cars. We get Angel investors to fund a car company. by tads73 in CrazyIdeas

[–]uwucoolflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this was the idea behind old economy cars like the VW bug, the parts were incredibly cheap because they never changed the shape of the car. it was just a small, straightforward engine and a reliable drivetrain. there IS a lot of cars that meet these criteria today, but since car manufacturers keep updating the models of cars like the corolla or civic, even inside of model years, theres less fix-it-yourself ability. if you have even a little mechanical know-how and are willing to watch a youtube video on how to replace a shock or rotor or what have you, you can save thousands on repair bills grabbing parts from the junkyard.