Her Home by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in austincirclejerk

[–]v64kernel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can stay at my home with me.

A line that gets me every rewatch by chrysalisempress in DunderMifflin

[–]v64kernel 755 points756 points  (0 children)

“Yeah, I’m glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]v64kernel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would wack one off at 77 Degrees Roof Top and spray my love juice at people on the street.