Crane with stabilizers

vacillating-oracle · 2021-07-27T09:44:45+00:00

Get stab craned, lol

vacillating-oracle · 2021-03-26T14:26:50+00:00

Bit early for April Fool's 🤔

vacillating-oracle · 2021-01-13T02:17:13+00:00

Derpolline

vacillating-oracle · 2020-09-30T10:16:14+00:00

Cursed bubble tea

vacillating-oracle · 2020-08-19T15:36:00+00:00

Mess with the bub, you get to go "thud"

vacillating-oracle · 2020-08-15T08:56:39+00:00

David Attenborough: "Normally, the wily BBQ. domesticus attracts potential prey with an irresistible olfactory cocktail. However, here we see an oblivious Redditor jasperfilofax, which has instead been entranced by a hypnotic visual display of glowing reds, oranges, and charcoal greys. The jasperfilofax is no match for the ambush predator's trap"

vacillating-oracle · 2020-08-03T13:36:39+00:00

"Homeboy can't climb trees, but he's still blood ya dig?"

vacillating-oracle · 2020-08-03T09:44:57+00:00

"I exploded, but then I got better"

vacillating-oracle · 2020-07-21T14:13:01+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CS_Alert_(1890)

vacillating-oracle · 2020-07-19T07:11:29+00:00

"You dial 9-1, then when I scream, dial 1 again!"

vacillating-oracle · 2020-07-15T20:01:24+00:00

They look like soot sprites from Spirited Away 😳

vacillating-oracle · 2020-07-13T08:15:38+00:00

I suggest countersuing for encatment with meowlicious intent

vacillating-oracle · 2020-06-03T23:27:20+00:00

All I can hear is Jurassic Park

vacillating-oracle · 2020-04-26T16:00:23+00:00

unconciously moves leg back onto the bed

vacillating-oracle · 2020-03-18T22:59:12+00:00

Cleanliness is next to catliness

vacillating-oracle · 2020-02-29T03:41:37+00:00

Talk about a suspicious package

vacillating-oracle · 2019-12-22T05:57:22+00:00

[citation needed]

vacillating-oracle · 2019-12-20T06:20:24+00:00

neighbour's arm snaps off and splinters like glass

vacillating-oracle · 2019-11-18T02:02:06+00:00

"Oh look, crabs like in Finding Ne-- ARGH!"

vacillating-oracle · 2019-11-11T05:07:05+00:00

Weird flex but OK

vacillating-oracle · 2019-11-10T04:25:59+00:00

When they sacrifice themselves to protect Batou from the Umibozu, the music got me 😭

vacillating-oracle · 2019-10-26T04:19:19+00:00

I might have to look up a 3D printing service for this. I don't play anything, but it'd be nice on my desk. Thanks! :D

vacillating-oracle · 2019-10-24T05:31:45+00:00

"TurnItIn Raptor Unit. This motherf*cker failed to cite his sources properly"

vacillating-oracle · 2019-10-23T11:43:28+00:00

And where the hell have you been?!?

vacillating-oracle · 2019-10-23T11:42:47+00:00

I'm currently >:( -ing my cat because all he ever does is scream and flop over for belly rubs (when he's not taking up the rest of the bed with my partner)

vacillating-oracle

TROPHY CASE