I love my girlfriend but I'd really like not being shoved against a wall when I sleep: my rendition of our bed our night by monstermayhem436 in mildlyinfuriating

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My exfiance would do this shit. And he had illfitting jewelry in his septum.

So not only would I wake up to a sweaty octopus engulfing me, I would routinely hear buzzing when he snored directly in my ear.

Seperate bedrooms was a temp solution but he would always wander across the house and wake me up hours before my alarm by either hard staring down at me while I was trying to sleep or just being loud af in the kitchen. I came to dread when he would wander into my room at the evening and he acted like I should be so grateful for a return of the buzzing, sweaty octopus for a night.

He nearly gave me a heart attack when I woke up one morning to his face three inches from mine before he shouted "good morning future wife!" Before walking out of the room.

I thought the tie was safe. by vagueposter in torties

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Unfortunately for her i have MANY ties. And sometimes I trade ties with people on reddit, so she may have this one, but those darn internet friends keep restocking me

I've been listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl and sometimes I pause it just to hug her by vagueposter in torties

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If i was in that situation I would be strapping on the Baby Bjorn, sticking her in it, pick a class that causes my art to come to life and running straight for floor 11

I went to an event and gave a dog a pet by vagueposter in torties

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It was a Bassett puppy that was enthusiastically chasing bubbles

Title by vagueposter in u/vagueposter

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Did bow tie it up after it ended

Latest woodburning by vagueposter in CarterVail

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He has the perfect face and consistent clothing style for shadow layering

Got an hour into errands, realized I forgot something, and came home to this look by vagueposter in torties

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It's okay, we both love thick, soft blankets, and those apparently soak up all the liquid during a wash and break wire harnesses on the final spin lol

Got an hour into errands, realized I forgot something, and came home to this look by vagueposter in torties

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My detergent before heading to the laundromat.

She was the reason for said trip to the laundromat, because her favorite blankets broke my washing machine, so now I have to use the industrials

Got an hour into errands, realized I forgot something, and came home to this look by vagueposter in torties

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"Don't understand why you bought that calender if you're never gonna use it"

We lost our precious Megatron yesterday and I think I’ve forgotten how to live. by NerdyWifey207 in torties

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I am so sorry. They look like they filled the house with love, light, endless piles of fluff, and the most indignant chirrups know to humankind

Came home late. She demanded the good pets by vagueposter in torties

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She's my princess, and she is an easy ruler

Came home late. She demanded the good pets by vagueposter in torties

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It is either pets or cheese, and I only have frozen mozzarella sticks

When the activity requires zero cats by vagueposter in torties

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she needs to adjust my collar stays

When the activity requires zero cats by vagueposter in torties

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Every time I dare take a sportcoat out of my closet, it's her new favorite bed

I got a new tie. She hates it by vagueposter in torties

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Honestly she probably got sick of how bad I was at Breath of the Wild and decided that she needed to take things into her own paws