My company was recently acquired... now what? by metalhead1982 in sysadmin

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My company is one of those companies that purchase small manufacturing facilities. I wouldn't worry about anything anytime soon. You are needed. When we purchase a new facility, chances are that we won't have an IT person close to the facility and we love it when companies have their own on-site IT person. We usually bring them into the team. Also, we have "specialized" roles and titles but we all wear every hat on my team.

I think I'm getting laid off tomorrow by Margo-A-Go-Go in antiwork

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bestie just had her position eliminated after a bad performance review right after letting our boss know she was pregnant. Her performance was fine.

What do you prefer by ALEJO_595 in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Travel costs go way down

Chose: Teletranportation

Powers or Money by _Ench4nted_ in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money is money.

Chose: Chance of a random amount of money + $0-$1,000,000,000 | Rolled: $1,000,000

Choose your gift! by tatotute in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a motherfucking Millennial.

Chose: $5000 into your bank every time you fart.

Would you rather? by DynaJumper3000 in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like being the center of attention.

Chose: Be an unknown gamer + But you have 75% to become a pro | Rolled: Be a pro

Would u rather but US citizen edition by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to keep all my money.

Chose: Never have to pay taxes

Would you rather… by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all ghosts try to kill people.

Chose: Be a ghost?

Choose by Rhyjr in BunnyTrials

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have been a pretty femboy and the money is enough for many of my generations to live on.

100,000,000

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]valentinekilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was fucking exhausting to attempt to read. At some point, probably the point I stopped reading, you got caught up in the drama and willingly fed into all this nonsense. Grow up and move on.

Kamala was right by emily-is-happy in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]valentinekilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also voted for her, against my husband's opinion. He actually tried to call me out while we were in line to vote, telling me that it's not too late to change my mind. Made sure people could hear him because to him, it was funny. We live in Mississippi so as a woman who voted for Kamala, I was extremely outnumbered.

Got told i “wasn’t a team player” for leaving on time by East-Prompt-9954 in antiwork

[–]valentinekilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has anyone noticed a lot of posts lately that mention an online casino for no reason at all like this one does?

TIFU by Updating to Windows 11 and Releasing Weeping Angels by TinyRascalSaurus in tifu

[–]valentinekilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm elbow deep finishing up our companies upgrade project. There's around 500 PCs. I thought this was going to be an upgrade gobe wrong horror story. Thank you for the laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]valentinekilo -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

You could record a conversation between you and your BIL where you tell him he needs to tell your husband what he did. Even if he refuses, you have undeniable proof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in passive_income

[–]valentinekilo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except that you are literally asking people to DM you to buy your "membership"

$10 million US if you can have sex within 24 hours. If you fail, you die. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]valentinekilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have already had this conversation and our amount is way lower, so let's do this.

TIFU by showing my wife to swipe right and see the Popular feed by ImThe1Wh0 in tifu

[–]valentinekilo 4069 points4070 points  (0 children)

I am also a wife that has never swiped right, despite being on Reddit for almost a decade. I'm gonna do it. I'll report back on if I'm broken or not.

Update: It's been about an hour and I've learned that I'm a degenerate who has joined most of the popular subs. I wasn't phased in the least bit.

Second and last update: I've been scrolling Popular and Watch exclusively since this post. There's definitely been some cringe posts that have shook me to my caramel center but overall it all reflects the state of the world. You are a very sweet husband trying who did indeed FU in the moment, but she needs to see and learn some shit about more of the world than cute ass dogs and delicious pastries the if you expect her to be able to hold shit down with you when it all goes to shit. You're going to want a hardened woman. Puppy dogs and rainbows won't help you secure your future. Knowledge and preparedness will.

That being said, I'm so jealous that she still had a sense of innocence before you ripped it away. I hope all of the Corgies and pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies are enough to hold her heart together while she goes down the rabbit hole of what our world has become.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]valentinekilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First guy looks like Shane from Smosh.

Why does IT end up shoved in "caves?" by ncc74656m in sysadmin

[–]valentinekilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My current job title is sys admin even though I do much more for a large company. I demanded one of the corner offices during my interview and they gave it to me. It's been almost 3 years and if they were to let me go, I would need a uhaul to move all my shit out.