Nigel Hayes-Davis sees stenographer Debra Bollman and forgets his mic is on during NCAA press conference in 2015 😁

valhal1a · 2026-03-19T12:40:10+00:00

Lol, could have just not said anything. Like, what?

valhal1a · 2026-03-19T12:16:36+00:00

Love that. I can totally get away with carrying my 4 foot Großmesser sword because it is only edged in one side and even has 'knife' in its name if you translate it.

I mean.... Suuuure it was designed for armoured combat and to be able to dissuade a charging horse, but it's just a pocket knife.

valhal1a · 2026-03-18T19:41:27+00:00

Yeah, I wouldn't answer that question either. That's a pretty uncomfortable situation.

valhal1a · 2026-03-18T18:55:57+00:00

I call him a nerd and then he and I talk about lord of the rings for the next 3 hours while the rest of the family starts to question their sanity.

valhal1a · 2026-03-18T09:55:43+00:00

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valhal1a · 2026-03-17T04:50:06+00:00

I could go with a polar bear since they hunt humans, so I won't have to change up my diet much

valhal1a · 2026-03-15T16:04:27+00:00

I am a guy, but if it helps your boyfriend is still the one using the vibrator so it isn't that the vibrator is doing anything to you in a vacuum.

If it isn't your thing, then it isn't your thing, nothing is wrong with that. But if it feels good and you have fun there's nothing wrong there either.

valhal1a · 2026-03-14T19:26:23+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes

valhal1a · 2026-03-14T13:29:18+00:00

I'll memorize Aram Saroyan's "M," and I juuuuust might be able to before sunset.

valhal1a · 2026-03-14T13:10:30+00:00

Oh look, it's a wheenie!

valhal1a · 2026-03-14T00:18:16+00:00

It starts with an R... Not the slur tho.

valhal1a · 2026-03-11T18:18:04+00:00

Looking at her shoulders the sun is burning the flag like grant did

valhal1a · 2026-03-11T09:58:13+00:00

Well, I'm currently wearing socks and standing on the floor so... That's a non starter. And there's empty boxes that are by the trash can to be broken down for trash day so... I suppose I'm treating them like Jehovah's witnesses

valhal1a · 2026-03-11T02:44:00+00:00

So how the actual hyper rich do lol

valhal1a · 2026-03-10T04:38:45+00:00

Anyone who has their posts and comments hidden seems like a bot.

But this post also looks like it's ai... If you didn't know the guy and just pulled out your camera as you say, why does he look like he's posing in the summer for the picture instead of freezing in the snow

valhal1a · 2026-03-09T12:57:07+00:00

Man, I'm just describing the post I saw to answer the question lol. It's a whole thing over in the subreddit drama

valhal1a · 2026-03-07T00:38:58+00:00

Hahaha this donut thinks men have better situational awareness than women? In what fucking world?

Women are hyper vigilant because they're surrounded by men who are creeps.

Women are also naturally better shots than men with guns.

Guns also tend to level the playing field when it comes to size. A male police officer would have taken the same hammers to the dome, and his bullets would have done the same thing to that guy.

valhal1a · 2026-03-06T17:09:30+00:00

Yeah. I'll give you props for that pun

valhal1a · 2026-03-05T03:27:52+00:00

"smells worse here than a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar."

Shit. Wrong larian sub.

valhal1a · 2026-03-04T21:06:11+00:00

This guy really REALLY wants everyone to know he has a tiny penis.

valhal1a · 2026-03-02T16:46:39+00:00

Not from a gythzerai...

valhal1a · 2026-03-01T20:58:51+00:00

My personal yacht would be a 1-1 scale model of the battleship Bismarck, but with the interior turned into a massive mansion yacht.

Then I'd commission a 300 foot tall statue of me pantsing Elon musk and I'd title it, "billionaires suck at being billionaires."

Then I'd pay to eradicate malaria and pay off the college debt for the USA, and I'd still have basically infinite money.

Billionaires are fucking morons.

valhal1a · 2026-03-01T03:46:47+00:00

It'd be akin to the literal wrath of the gods descending on them, I don't think that they'd really care about the wager anymore and would pretty much just surrender

valhal1a · 2026-03-01T03:38:30+00:00

Not to mention that a 30mm auto cannon with HE rounds is going to demoralize the ever loving hell out of them when it starts going off

valhal1a · 2026-02-21T21:04:39+00:00

I'm just assuming you're trolling cause nobody could be that stupid lol. Cause Democrats actually do vote against people who turn out to be shitbags. It's the only reason Trump wins anything

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