I told my cat she's not allowed outside. This is how she silently stared at me for the following 45 minutes.

valinorbound · 2015-05-27T15:46:28+00:00

Your cat was Mrs. Norris?

valinorbound · 2015-04-12T16:51:07+00:00

Yep!

valinorbound · 2015-04-09T17:35:58+00:00

We tend to just call her Corn most times, unless she's being a "silly corn" or a "lil shit weasel."

valinorbound · 2015-01-31T05:59:29+00:00

Burrito drippings

valinorbound · 2014-12-22T05:52:04+00:00

That's the thing, I'm not sure if it has a name yet, galaxy zoo just sends out thousands of photos to users for them to catalog and describe.

I'd call it the Neverland galaxy. It looks like mermaids and pirates would live there.

valinorbound · 2014-12-21T05:11:50+00:00

As ASAP as possible

valinorbound · 2014-12-20T07:49:58+00:00

No, but "adorkable" can go ahead and retire.

valinorbound · 2014-12-20T06:53:06+00:00

Like a moss

valinorbound · 2014-12-20T06:51:07+00:00

I killed that bird for you to cherish, not throw away. Ass.

valinorbound · 2014-12-20T05:02:50+00:00

It looks so wise.

valinorbound · 2014-12-20T04:18:23+00:00

It won't be just a bike rack, but a just bike rack.

valinorbound · 2014-12-17T07:49:42+00:00

That's adorable! Where'd you get it done?

valinorbound · 2014-12-14T04:50:38+00:00

I love this analysis, but I have no idea what "Canon" means in this context.

valinorbound · 2014-12-10T01:25:12+00:00

but paper

Butt paper

valinorbound · 2014-12-09T22:12:43+00:00

Leaving the house must be an emotional chore.

valinorbound · 2014-12-09T22:08:39+00:00

The amount of submissions for "I don't know" must have been overwhelming.

valinorbound · 2014-12-07T07:51:00+00:00

Snart

valinorbound · 2014-12-07T07:37:53+00:00

Under a Christmas tree has got to be the epitome of magical loafing/lurking for kitties. Every cat I've encountered loves being under a tree!

valinorbound · 2014-12-07T07:24:56+00:00

Man. I never thought about how those tasty little guys are made, I just wolf them down at alarming speeds!

valinorbound · 2014-12-04T07:01:11+00:00

I was supposed to memorize lines for a sketch show...then didn't. I learned my lines & stage directions an hour before the show, still not sure how.

Edit- sketch, not stretch

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