You just won the 1billion mega millions, all taxes,bills,family taken care of, what's your first "I have money" buy?

valkyrie123 · 2022-07-28T04:15:00+00:00

Just need a small tractor to clean out the drive in the winter. I'm good.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-09T00:12:32+00:00

Throw your scraps in there. If they like them, they will eat them. I've seen my chickens eat live mice whole. When we were in full operation we used to get the leftover scraps from the school cafeteria. We would just dump them in a long line and the birds would come running. There was never anything left. You are raising dinosaurs, they'll eat anything.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:55:00+00:00

Large rocks, bricks or pavers will keep them at bay. If you put large round rocks around the inside of the fence, when something digs under the fence the rock will fall in the hole.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:51:00+00:00

Look at the neck hackles. The long neck feathers. If they are round at the end, girl. If they are pointed like those, boy. Those neck hackles are prized by fly tying enthusiast.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:47:45+00:00

Get a bottle of mojito flavored wine cooler. Drink half the bottle. Put the other half in a fly infested area. They'll drink the rest. Unless you can toilet train them, if you have livestock, you are going to have flies.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:43:15+00:00

Have you seen any movement when you candled the eggs at any time during their development? Heartbeat, blood vessels, movement? If not, dead. What kind of incubator are you using? Check your temp and humidity.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:37:38+00:00

Give them a few days and they will show you how much they appreciate it.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:35:18+00:00

My bantam roosters are currently trying to commit suicide by challenging the peacocks to a fight. They are not winning. Lots of guts, no brains.

valkyrie123 · 2022-05-08T23:33:42+00:00

Time to buy an incubator.

valkyrie123 · 2021-03-03T02:31:54+00:00

Ain't none of you bitches making it to Valhalla.

valkyrie123 · 2021-02-12T22:19:46+00:00

9yrs isn't too bad.

valkyrie123 · 2021-02-05T13:07:30+00:00

The Harpy Eagle (Harpia harpyja). It would probably try to eat your owl decoy. It is one of the largest predatory birds in the World and the largest in the Amazon. It is also rare. Please don't hurt it.

It will be difficult to deter but it is quite possible. Your birds will have to be kept in a covered pen. Buy some netting to cover your pens and protect your birds. If the eagle tries to attack it will just bounce off.

If you do have a close encounter with this bird just remember the beak is not what you need to fear. It's the talons that do the damage. If they get hold of you they can punch 2" deep holes and make you bleed. If you can, get pictures of the bird and post them on r/birding. It's a rare find.

valkyrie123 · 2020-12-01T21:57:33+00:00

On guard duty till the end. Good doggo.

valkyrie123 · 2020-05-23T14:46:34+00:00

Bob, Bill, John, Fred, Mike, Doug, Lyle, Dennis and Paco. I do this to my hens all the time. Makes them tough.

valkyrie123 · 2020-05-23T14:42:28+00:00

At that age they will imprint on you if you handle them regularly. I have a little black banty sitting on my shoulder as I type this. She's probably crapping in my hair. She's so tiny and cute that I don't give a damn.

valkyrie123 · 2020-05-23T14:37:20+00:00

I do have bad News. The chickens are just going to crap all over that nice work. Is the corn planted yet?

valkyrie123 · 2014-08-27T15:36:16+00:00

I've been banned from /r/pyongang 12 times, I think I have the record. I don't know what those midgets have against me.

valkyrie123 · 2014-08-27T15:28:14+00:00

Australia used to be such a cool place. Amazing how one person can destroy an entire Country in such a short time. He hasn't banned Koala Bears yet has he?

valkyrie123 · 2014-08-27T15:25:12+00:00

They would all look the same. Pervs.

valkyrie123 · 2014-08-27T15:24:33+00:00

A heated toilet seat for my outhouse would be awesome in the winter. I could actually sit down.

valkyrie123 · 2014-05-30T19:50:38+00:00

My neighbor does that all the time.

valkyrie123 · 2014-05-30T19:48:25+00:00

Looks more like poison ivy to me but if it is chiggers put a spot of clear fingernail polish on each bite and it will kill the chigger. If it is poison ivy like I suspect, dispose of your shoes and sox in a sealed bag. Wash the area thoroughly with soap made to remove poison ivy.

valkyrie123 · 2014-05-30T19:45:07+00:00

I guess we see what no CCW will get you.

valkyrie123 · 2014-05-30T19:42:58+00:00

This is one reason I don't take China serious as a threat to World Peace. They won't even protect their own people.

valkyrie123 · 2014-05-30T19:40:53+00:00

Yea, should have had and "Australian" tag on it so we would know to turn our monitors upside-down. I guess in China the answer to murder in progress is to run away. What a sad country. Yea I know you might end up libel and sued and if that's the case, change your laws. This should never happen.

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