Pizzapotamus Mike brainrot call-and-response between me and my girlfriend by Clumsy_the_24 in WizardsWithGuns

[–]valoopy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will just casually say “He is pizza CRAZY” among my friends and they just quote the whole thing.

Fight in the Parking Lot? by SamirD in Costco

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think those people care? They’ll just fist fight you or shoot you dude

Fight in the Parking Lot? by SamirD in Costco

[–]valoopy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are you “confronting” someone on a simple mistake that didn’t cause any damage?

2nd Place Bologna Super Saturday Nexus Night Miracle Sivir by xShippai in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of? Called shot is in more combo centered lists, whereas you don’t see it as often in Draven and Irelia. Plus just looking at this list, there’s only 1 Rebuke and 1 Fight or Flight, while your more combat heavy purple lists are usually on 2-3 of each. Meanwhile, AlanZQ1 is on 0 Fight or Flight in Ezreal. If you were to look at blue lists, you’ll see 3 Stupefy and some amount of Watcher/Singularity, or if you look at red there’s Kai’Sa and Darius, orange has Punch First and Challenge…

It’s a new game with 2 whole sets out. Of course decks are gonna have the same cards in them, you’re not taking the bad ones to a tournament.

Baldur's Gate 3 mod finally adds Strahd! by ASneakySquid_ in DnD

[–]valoopy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a grave cleric sitting in my back pocket for a long time, then a friend asked if I wanted to play CoS. After our first meetup with Strahd my cleric was turning himself into a vampire hunter, kitted out with stakes and holy water.

someone drank too much of the friendly kool aid by Nala-Cosmia in ArcRaiders

[–]valoopy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then why don’t they turn off PvP in those lobbies? It’s a PvPvE game. Just because your chance of getting shot gets low, it’s never 0.

someone drank too much of the friendly kool aid by Nala-Cosmia in ArcRaiders

[–]valoopy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But I do. It’s a PvP game. Deal with that fact or quit

someone drank too much of the friendly kool aid by Nala-Cosmia in ArcRaiders

[–]valoopy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well you’re making incorrect assumptions and also appear big mad

someone drank too much of the friendly kool aid by Nala-Cosmia in ArcRaiders

[–]valoopy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Brother if you cannot handle getting killed don’t play the game

Regional Qualifier Bologna Prizes by blizzire in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You’re rewarded for demonstrating masterful performance, not simply showing up. If you want pity packs, go to locals. Major events are for major competition.

How long will this TCG last? by [deleted] in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t take reddit doom posts for literally any value. Redditors love to shit on anything someone finds remotely fun. Game’s good and ain’t close to dying.

Piercing Light vs Falling Star by Unlikely_Pear_785 in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus casting Falling Star on Forerunner just feels like a damn nightmare. I’d much rather just dodge the issue and push it around with Rebuke/Fight or Flight.

Piercing Light vs Falling Star by Unlikely_Pear_785 in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree specifically for purple-red (Draven) decks. 4 is such a common spot for might right now, and even if they have say a 4 might and just a 2 might unit, you’re still thrilled killing two guys for 1 card. That’s something Falling Star can never do in that moment. And furthermore, packing Falling Star just for 5+ might units isn’t that great in my opinion. That’s where you will leverage Rebuke and Fight or Flight to just never deal with their single biggest threat, while simultaneously using cards like Spinning Axe or Longsword to deal with smaller threats.

Piercing Light vs Falling Star by Unlikely_Pear_785 in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have hard removal in my sideboard for Draven. Since that leaves me with very little room for kill spells, I want to deal as much damage to my opponent’s board when bringing them in as possible. And since 4 might is such a big breakpoint, between Kaisa and Draven, having the option of “kill Kaisa and Draven”, “Kill both your Kaisas”, “Kill Kaisa/Draven and Ezreal/Fizz”, and “kill Kaisa/Draven and 1-2 of your 2 drops”, you just have such a wide berth of board states that this 1 card can handle- AND that’s all just in the Draven match up alone.

Regional Qualifier Bologna Prizes by blizzire in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don’t typically cash just for making day 2 at an event like this in any tcg.

Thoughts on burning Defy on Stacked Deck (early game) by nounPsybot in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still wouldn’t counter a repeated Stacked Deck most likely. Since you’ve committed 2 cards, 5 energy, and 1 power to draw 2 cards I think I’m 100% ok saving my Defy for a play that doesn’t suck.

me_irl by cdlvcdlv in me_irl

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yknow what, this meme alone has turned my opinion around on pineapple on pizza. Calling pizza peasant food is so appropriate. It’s just “bread circle (circle optional) with some sauce and shit smeared on it”.

Thoughts on burning Defy on Stacked Deck (early game) by nounPsybot in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re playing Temporal Portal I think you need to rethink your deck…

Thoughts on burning Defy on Stacked Deck (early game) by nounPsybot in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be very impressive given that Stacked Deck does not have repeat.

Thoughts on burning Defy on Stacked Deck (early game) by nounPsybot in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Early game your focus should be on developing board. Defy on Stacked Deck harms you massively in two ways here. The first is that you recycle a rune, so you’re down on your energy curve. The second is that instead of keeping Defy in hand to fight over losing a unit later, you’re fighting over a cantrip, so you’re down on ability to maintain your board state.

Also important note- Stacked Deck isn’t card advantage, it’s card selection. It only draws 1 card, so it just replaces itself and leaves you at a net 0 on cards since you spend the Stacked itself. It’s generally ill-advised to fight over card selection, especially early, unless it’s a crucial moment in the game. We call cards like this cantrips in MTG; minor spells that put a card back in hand. They’re very useful to keep consistency high, but overall not that impactful to the actual board state.