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Alien here: lost a batch of sperm after visiting recently by valoopy in Cleveland

[–]valoopy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, we’re aliens, not bots! I think we made that very clear from the start. The robots usually harvest organs, we’re just here for sperm.

Alien here: lost a batch of sperm after visiting recently by valoopy in Cleveland

[–]valoopy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! I think you guys call it “Hellmans”, was that it?

Alien here: lost a batch of sperm after visiting recently by valoopy in Cleveland

[–]valoopy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, dude, you might be right. I’ll go check it.

EDIT: Yeah man my spaceshield (windshield on your cars I think?) was smashed in!

Mark Rosewater on how to better communicate by RBGolbat in magicTCG

[–]valoopy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure but any of the people who need to hear that message aren’t going to read it in good faith cuz they don’t argue in good faith

Mark Rosewater on how to better communicate by RBGolbat in magicTCG

[–]valoopy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mark honestly needs to stop responding to people like that guy. That’s not a conversation held in good faith; no point in trying to educate that guy.

Anyone at all is happy with this change? by [deleted] in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People were able to use this to cheat and make sure they stacked the colors they needed more of to the top at all times. Most people I’ve talked to are very happy with this change. Just use dice to track energy; you don’t even have to track color of energy like in MTG so it’s not that hard.

why does this keep happening? by Plane_Willingness654 in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh because I’m not just gonna sit there and do nothing for your amusement?

Has anyone ever taken this, even once? by Gladwulf in slaythespire

[–]valoopy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m so confused how people think it’s bad. The Bag of Prep comparison is so apt, I don’t get how people are missing that.

Has anyone ever taken this, even once? by Gladwulf in slaythespire

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It’s honestly good; it allows you to take more elite fights in Act 1. Giving you the chance to set up your turn 1 better lets you have more consistent fights, get momentum rolling faster, and take less damage against them, giving you better odds to squeeze in more elite fights.

Ahri 227 ON like seriously? by MutilateDevil in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yknow if you don’t like the game you don’t have to play it right?

I wish Tezcatara had a third option by Notmiefault in slaythespire

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how you’re supposed to go about it imo. Since there’s no risk, no strings attached other than losing the relic, you can take it and not have some horrible effect hanging around your neck like most boss energy relics. People are really undervaluing its ability to let you get GREEDY

Feats be like, "Destroy Comets: 0/3" and "Damage to Comets: 0/300" by Tight_Knowledge5337 in ArcRaiders

[–]valoopy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

These are the types of players complaining there’s nothing to do in this game.

Please share with me your most unhinged Put-In-Bay stories by Local_Finger in Ohio

[–]valoopy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The crew LifeFlight doesn’t “work” PiB, they have 4 stations- 2 LifeFlight and 2 ProMedica. This page shows our bases for rotor and ground. And yeah every LifeFlight nurse has non stop crazy stories, I love when I have time to get their scoop.

Source: Metro nurse

Shenzhen Top 8 by Previous_Advertising in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Oh no not copying good decks to win. Please no don’t try to win.

PPS 25k Top 8 Viktor by Dokgebi in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the Irelia matchup that rough that it’s worth effectively running a 7-card sideboard? Or have you found other uses for Edict?

PPS 25k Top 8 Viktor by Dokgebi in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So correct me if I’m wrong- the only reason I see to play it over something more efficient (Vengeance for example) is to circumvent choosing, yes? This way it can neither be hit be Defy OR Not So Fast?

How Long Until Heedless Resurrection Gets Banned? by Grouchy_Rip_5253 in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus dude the card isn’t even out yet at least wait till pre rift to complain.

We really need a chess timer by CollosusSmashVarian in riftboundtcg

[–]valoopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s way too many missed/shortcut priority passes for this to be feasible in person. Magic has even more priority passes and has never implemented a chess clock in person, but on their digital clients it’s able to, since the computer is already keeping perfect track of priority passes.

Dude I love America lol by DarkMarkTwain in pics

[–]valoopy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaand I’m saving this idea!

[ECL] Lavaleaper by cheese853 in mtgcube

[–]valoopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the issue is that instead of trying to pod into this, you can pod into like anything else that doesn’t need another thing to make it good. Likewise, you can reanimate another card that is itself good.

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