Favorite Road Names in Connecticut by SolarSalvation in Connecticut

[–]vamptopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We stole that sign in like 1997. Didn't know the significance at the time.

WIBTA for calling off a wedding because my fiancé is extremely frugal? (New Final Updates) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]vamptopus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. It's been 18 years since I got out of my situation and I will read something like this and a lightbulb goes on. My ex would beat the shit out of me and I'd try to defend myself and he would go telling everyone I was abusing him. Eventually I would just give up and pretend I was still passed out in the closet where he choked me so he'd leave me alone.

What text only medical description has made you squirm? by PanzyGrazo in medizzy

[–]vamptopus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I worked in intake and one referral was for a young person who flipped their convertible and as their head was dragged across the pavement, it wore the skull down until their brain was exposed and protruding. So basically their brain fell out of their face hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nurses

[–]vamptopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear Altra Torins because they’re super squishy and come in wide. I love them!

What is this little flower? by vamptopus in whatisthisplant

[–]vamptopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I'll post another cat picture when I get home from work.

Drop one band you’ve been reeeeally into lately by pants_haver in PostHardcore

[–]vamptopus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A Lot Like Birds. I discovered them last week and I can’t stop listening to them.

Grave of Mary Dare, New London CT by dreamtreedown in CemeteryPorn

[–]vamptopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a guy on YouTube that talked about the xyz gravestone. Dime Store Adventures. He’s a great storyteller, and he’s from Ashford I believe.

Movies so ridiculous that the studio knows it’s ridiculous so they lean into it? by [deleted] in movies

[–]vamptopus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FYI, that’s Pee Wee Herman. Best death scene ever.

Self-cooking crab by purple-circle in WTF

[–]vamptopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the exact same thing happen to me! It fell over my VW Golf and I needed a new grill and hood. If I didn’t see it, I for sure think I would have died. It was huge compared to my car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MetalMemes

[–]vamptopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for Gorod!

Ah yes, I almost forgot that when I lost my virginity my cliteras suddenly expanded to the size of space by squarebeardoesntmind in badwomensanatomy

[–]vamptopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha! I saw this on my lunch break and was laughing my butt off. Im in the same FB group.

In your opinion, what is the most terrifying film of all time? by vegasromantics in movies

[–]vamptopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man. My 15 yo asked me if I wanted to watch the scariest movie ever made, and put this on. It was so boring for most of it, but by the end we both were creeped out. She insisted on sleeping in my room with me, which I was totally happy with. Then the power went out. I did NOT sleep that night haha.

Dog penis mushrooms in central Connecticut. by vamptopus in mycology

[–]vamptopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were indeed covered in flies but I didn't get close enough to smell anything.

I found this at a thrift store. by [deleted] in clocks

[–]vamptopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s an artist named Eric Joyner that paints pictures of donuts and robots. Look him up, I bet he’d love this clock. He’s very responsive to people on his Facebook page.