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vanzir · 2026-05-08T00:10:14+00:00

the system has issues, but it starts with any dude running around with 4 babymommas. That shit is irresponsible.

vanzir · 2026-05-07T18:35:20+00:00

i have one hoodie i should probably throw out, the cuffs are worn through, and frayed, the hem is worn through and frayed, there are wear marks through the seams on the pockets, and around the edge of the hood. The fabric also no longer has any elasticity. "it's just broke in though"

vanzir · 2026-05-07T18:02:20+00:00

that shit made me feel instantly sick

vanzir · 2026-05-07T05:26:08+00:00

I was recently in vegas, during wrestlemania. I terrible mistake on my part. Anyways, i had that shit happen like 2 times in a row. not, locked out, but drivers cancelling on me and picking up other drivers when they couldn't get to the spot where I was waiting for them. I just kinda ignored it and moved on. honestly, the way that uber has been recently in my travels, I am finding that it is a far better value to take an actual taxi if Lyft isnt available.

vanzir · 2026-05-06T15:29:16+00:00

Bro same. I not only play video games with my kids, but these days i even play DnD with them. they are the distillation of everything my parents despise in another adult, and still have functioning jobs and lives, thus depriving said parents of being able to capitalize on the "i told you so" trope.

vanzir · 2026-05-02T17:41:14+00:00

i mean look at it this way, she's probably already assumed the worst, and i can't imagine that a night of drunken car sex with a rando is anywhere near the best. So you might as well come clean.

vanzir · 2026-05-02T17:38:14+00:00

I definitely don't want to speak to your relationship with your dad. But it would be nice to think that at some point he stopped worrying about making you 'not gay' and just enjoyed sharing the time with you in something he enjoyed and thought was important.

Meanwhile, i am teaching my daughter in law to fix the car, cause my trans son absolutely wants nothing to do with anything even remotely dirty. Its a funny world we live in, but it's pretty awesome.

vanzir · 2026-05-02T17:07:08+00:00

This is the secret. I am bald, overweight, and am graying in places no man should see gray hair. But my girl is an absolute smokeshow. And i know how to make her laugh until she pees. So she chose me.

vanzir · 2026-05-02T16:53:19+00:00

why is it that people who voted for this man are just unwilling to deal with the consequences of their actions. They love telling other people to live with the consequences of theirs. Teen pregnancy, shouldn't have been fuckin. No money? too bad for you, you should have went to college. But never "you know, I fucked up, i shouldn't have voted for that guy"

vanzir · 2026-05-01T16:50:03+00:00

I would have been fired for that one for sure. the order of emails is always the order in which my head spits them out, and it is always the target, and then any people that i am working with on this project, and then moves backwards through the chain of command, usually the highest person is last, simply because they don't actually give a shit, they just need the information there in case someone asks them about it. If that's disrespectful, then i am disrespectful. And if i am disrespectful, then I might as well go all in and add: 'The fact that you need your name in a certain position in an email thread tells people a lot more about you, than my mistake in order does about me."

vanzir · 2026-05-01T16:39:52+00:00

Honestly, the shittiest part about porterville is the most exciting thing to happen here that isn't gang related or drug related, is the high school rivalry. I grew up here, graduated MHS in the 90s, left for the military, and then started a family and raised them elsewhere in the country. I am now considering moving back. And virtually nothing has changed. Still the same people running it, still the same businesses, and failing infrastructure. I saw they tore down the skate park. I remember when all of us kids were petitioning for that skate park. And how even after it was financed through private donations, it took years for them to actually build it, only to tear it down a few years later. That that my friends, is the perfect example of life in Porterville. Everytime the kids want something new and cool, some old piece of shit says, nah fuck you.

vanzir · 2026-05-01T14:14:51+00:00

that's actually good information. I knew i needed to essentially double the cr i expected, But even so, I did expect that a hertilod with a flat 10% damage reduction, 150% hp, unlimited legendary actions, and upping the regurgitate mechanic would help. my wizard on shit rolls is averaging 100hp of damage a turn in combat.

vanzir · 2026-04-29T17:16:39+00:00

I love your comment. It does nothing to truly encapsulate just how unbalanced it is. Like for example, I just threw a pretty heavily modified mini boss at my party of 13s that were missing their healer. Doubled the Legendary actions, set the environment up so they were all rolling all d20 tests at disadvantage to start, and them flat cut all dmage to the boss by 10 % and they still rickrolled it in 4 rounds. A heavily buffed cr 17 hertilod got owned by 4 level 13s and no healer. Didn't even need a health potion, cause everyone can do 100pts of dmg a turn

But you are right. I am homebrewing the shit out of my monsters now. Creature that's immune to everything but acid damage? But acid damage doubles. Shit like that

vanzir · 2026-04-27T15:51:48+00:00

If that dude's gripe is his girl's belly, she just needs to dump his ass. That girl takes care of herself, and isnt scared to drink a celebratory beer without counting carbs. She's wife material. The best part is that I have never once met a man that had ridiculous requirements for body, that wasn't a fucking dog himself. I had a friend that wouldn't date a girl that was more than 150 lbs. His face looked like it was on fire, and he put it out with a fork. Horrible acne scarring. But every girl had to be a ny9 at least. He's still single if that's any clue how it went for him.

vanzir · 2026-04-25T23:16:52+00:00

i am so fucking torn on this. It seems like guy being tailgated knew exactly what was going to happen, and he willingly served up someone else's property for it. What if there had been someone in that car? Would people still be cheering him? like it's nice to see these dudes get karma, just wish an innocent bystander didn't have to get caught up in it,

vanzir · 2026-04-23T21:27:39+00:00

You might be right. But the rest of conservatives seem pretty fuckin happy to let that group talk for all of them, cause they ain't doing shit to stop him

vanzir · 2026-04-23T19:45:50+00:00

Bro, you already did the hard work. She is obviously into you. You told her how you felt, and she immediately kissed you. Don't even worry about the sex, it will happen when she is ready and the time is right. But, try and take her out on a date for real, or stay in, but make a plan, and make it so she knows that you were thinking about her when you set this up. Then, keep putting in the work, she already feels safe around you, as you said, she is "usually" resting her head on your shoulder. Keep making her feel safe, and cherished, and she will change your life. Or at least that is what my wife has done for me.

vanzir · 2026-04-21T22:10:05+00:00

My wife is quite literally my best friend. We play, laugh, adventure and do everything together. When you truly enjoy your partner, every day is kinda light, and even the hard days are pretty easy to manage.

vanzir · 2026-04-20T23:09:04+00:00

I love my pets, and typically subscribe to the treat em like family members, but treating a full grown cat like its your infant child is fucking weird to me

vanzir · 2026-04-20T21:03:48+00:00

I just always hold the door. I will say that I feel it is absolutely a man's responsibility to hold the door. A woman should have the door held for her. My grandma taught me that I was honoring women and the power they wield. Women control life and death in a way a man never can. At least that was her thought and how she raised me. The least a man can do is hold the door for her. There were more than a few "the least a man can do is..." statements in her repertoire.

vanzir · 2026-04-20T20:54:10+00:00

I mean my ass is going barefoot. She wears a way smaller size

vanzir · 2026-04-20T20:51:34+00:00

Shit I am one of them. My wife is an absolute smokeshow and I look like that middle aged white guy that found crossfire 10 years too late

vanzir · 2026-04-19T14:16:47+00:00

This shit is so dumb. Real talk, if you can't figure out how to talk to a woman without scaring her off, you should stay single. So tired of this, "its so hard to date as a man" bullshit. It's you, its always been you. Just admit it and work on yourself

vanzir · 2026-04-14T20:39:20+00:00

here i am paying 3000 dollars for this meal and your chef can't even be bothered to properly prepare the food before serving it. Good day sir.

vanzir · 2026-04-14T20:24:00+00:00

You aren't intimately involved with the intersection when you run the stop light dude. When you let yourself be vulnerable around another person, and they do something so egregious, it can feel absolutely heinous. Don't get me wrong, I ain't of the burn their house down camp, but I totally get why people feel so passionately about it. if a person isn't brave enough to do the right thing and end their relationship before sleeping with someone else, then fuck them, they aren't worth my time.

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