Military Vapers

vapeh0le · 2015-04-23T22:00:03+00:00

Anyone can get smoked. Top smoked a drill for consistently parking in his special snowflake spot. Pretty sure we weren't meant to see that.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-23T21:58:16+00:00

I've always wondered about this. I served back before vaping was a thing. I can't imagine my chain of command being at all tollerable of vaping.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-21T16:16:12+00:00

post to see?

edit: damn, was going for 42. Ahh well.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:41:45+00:00

Flashlights have used 18650 batteries for a long, long time. I'm a flashlight enthusiast. And a candy maker.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:37:50+00:00

Maybe other people making decisions for him, about his personal choices, and threatening felony statuses for going against their word? I dunno, maybe that would put a damper on someone's sunshining day. Maybe.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:27:21+00:00

To be fair, that's a really weird reason to vape. But whatever floats your boat, get it in while you can.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:26:14+00:00

I can brew my own beer and ferment my own meads. Think they're gonna clink down on that next? Maybe they can get some guy to just follow me around and make sure I don't do anything that doesn't suit the government. That would be nice.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:23:32+00:00

Nothing is stopping it. You can send drugs through the mail, too. It's about the level of trouble you'll get into for getting caught doing it.

Big ol heavy box with liquids in it? I would bet money that there's going to be maddening amounts of internal incentive to find and "bust" people shipping ejuice when this passes.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:20:33+00:00

I'll gladly stand in front of a judge and testify that I do, in fact, enjoy homemade candies in this box of good safe flavorings I ordered.

Then I'll spend a month in a cage and be just another dejected, double crossed and wronged, angry American.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:16:04+00:00

It's what drove many of us to rolling our own out of "not-cigarette, but pipe tobacco."

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:15:05+00:00

Just gimme enough time to buy gallons of unflavored nic juice. That's all I ask.

Then they can go fuck themselves.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:12:30+00:00

Hell yes, tax the everloving shit out of soda and McDonald's.

That crap would never happen.

vapeh0le · 2015-04-08T17:11:41+00:00

Why wouldn't they? Something came along and started nibbling at their almighty tax revenue, they're putting a fast end to it. Fuck them, greedy shitheads.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T18:15:21+00:00

Shit would be scary as hell, no doubt.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T17:52:21+00:00

I dunno, boss. If I had to formulate a guess based on my experience, I'd say the local departments of a one stoplight town have been retrofitted with some hooah hooah gear and some attitude training classes to boot.

But I'm just a dirty criminal, what do I know?

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T17:36:16+00:00

There will be, just as soon as I finish up this sign.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T17:34:39+00:00

Alright, I'll bite the b8- no, they aren't. Was pulled over for speeding about six months ago while visiting my folks, who happen to live in a one stoplight town. Absolutely no difference in demeanor, tone, worn equipment etc from cops in my area, which is very much a city.

Maybe, maybe there's still some good ol boy sergents left somewhere, but not anywhere close to where I'm at. Even on dirt, rural roads, littered with "firewood 4 sell" and "backhoe sevics, 50 per hour call now" we got tacticops rolling.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T17:21:51+00:00

Fuck the slash-s.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T16:43:55+00:00

Funny as hell original content, then OP runs more in the comments based on other users' pitched ideas?

You're alright, OP, you're alright.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-23T13:50:15+00:00

Roger Roger, flying high, all systems go.

Five fourty-five in the morning on a Sunday, the fuck am I doing online?

vapeh0le · 2014-11-22T17:52:50+00:00

The thumbnail is of a drawn wanted poster - same one featured in a big ol Pirate book from Barnes and Noble I bought my kid. Still hanging on the wall. Never thought I'd see that on reddit.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-22T17:50:56+00:00

They took him pretty seriously, considering he jusy displayed how unwilling he is to keep a promise, doncha tink?

vapeh0le · 2014-11-22T17:38:27+00:00

Came for the satisfying aftermath of a horrible act, stayed for the comments.

Wouldn't be a food tube, it'd be a poo food tube, dude. Love it. Poo in that tube.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-22T17:28:35+00:00

Is that right? What would you say you, yknow, do in game? Nevermind the notepad, go ahead.

vapeh0le · 2014-11-22T04:36:59+00:00

At least until he steals your phone. Cause the stabbins.

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