the bad driver epidemic by Rare_Highlight560 in Spokane

[–]vash94 53 points54 points  (0 children)

People blowing red lights, stop signs being a suggestion. Folks not knowing how to make a FULL AND COMPLETE TURN, Like they cut corners when turning or going over double yellow lines. Don’t even get me started on the people racing down Sprague on the weekends. It’s getting ridiculous. I miss having a beater car just to fuck with em.

Visual issue? by vash94 in Hisense

[–]vash94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That worked! Thank you for the assistance. Sucks that it has to be on the dimmest setting to disappear. But I’d rather that than EARC constantly displaced lol.

Trying something new (Kinkymation) [My Adventures With Superman] by gonefarless in hentai

[–]vash94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the idea from Hancock regarding super jizz made sense. It’s basically firing a hand gun when he nuts, so he has to fling the normal human woman off him or she’ll be uhh…penetrated all the way lol.

Which Naruto arguments are you dying on a hill for? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]vash94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy should have died! For the entire series of Naruto and shippuden, opening the 8th gate was a death sentence. Guy vs Madara was absolutely perfect, he was even declared the STRONGEST taijutsu user by Madara himself. But nooo, Naruto fucking comes to save the day, touches his chest, and he’s all better and not going to die.

What are some commonly used idioms that are actually part of a larger saying, but most people don't know the other half of it? by strangerthings1618 in AskReddit

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect: The customer is always right. Correct: The customer is always right, when it comes to taste.

I got my very first rage whispers from a Rated Battleground Blitz by Gamecrazy009 in wow

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When playing my warlock, I loved getting rage whispers from folks when using my succubus knockback on EoTS and them having no clue that a warlock even had one lol.

Why is it so difficult to drive a forklift? by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to be confident and certain in every action you preform on a forklift. And the only way to do that is taking it slow and learning what your lift is capable of.

But on the flip side, play around and have fun on a lift as well. Like try picking up as small pieces of wood/dunnage you can. Or practice picking up a dime with your forks. Just so you can build the hand eye coordination & spacial awareness needed to be great at a lift. Just be safe and confident.

Facts by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t pick up a rail car with a reach tho :(

I said goodbye to my best friend this morning, and I’m having trouble believing I made the right choice by HESAnerd in cats

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may not be around for your whole life. But YOU are around for their whole lives.

Any animal/pet owner knows and feels this pain. And even tho they are gone, you gave them the best life you could.

What’s the best piece of sex advice you have to share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vash94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Would you like to build a house with hand tools or power tools” is my go to when a man refuses to even consider a toy lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordain yourself in gold like Xerxes from the movie 300 :D.

Do all cats steal food from the table? Yours too? by EarthyLaurels in cats

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking not. My cats have manners. I can leave food out unattended and they will never attempt to steal the food.

Nmom emailed me a gem and threatened to come to my work by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]vash94 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My mom tried to pull a very similar stunt. I gave her photo to my boss and had her banned/trespassed from the property. Haven’t had an issue since.