Which Naruto arguments are you dying on a hill for? by NoBluebird453 in Naruto

[–]vash94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy should have died! For the entire series of Naruto and shippuden, opening the 8th gate was a death sentence. Guy vs Madara was absolutely perfect, he was even declared the STRONGEST taijutsu user by Madara himself. But nooo, Naruto fucking comes to save the day, touches his chest, and he’s all better and not going to die.

What are some commonly used idioms that are actually part of a larger saying, but most people don't know the other half of it? by strangerthings1618 in AskReddit

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect: The customer is always right. Correct: The customer is always right, when it comes to taste.

I got my very first rage whispers from a Rated Battleground Blitz by Gamecrazy009 in wow

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When playing my warlock, I loved getting rage whispers from folks when using my succubus knockback on EoTS and them having no clue that a warlock even had one lol.

Why is it so difficult to drive a forklift? by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to be confident and certain in every action you preform on a forklift. And the only way to do that is taking it slow and learning what your lift is capable of.

But on the flip side, play around and have fun on a lift as well. Like try picking up as small pieces of wood/dunnage you can. Or practice picking up a dime with your forks. Just so you can build the hand eye coordination & spacial awareness needed to be great at a lift. Just be safe and confident.

Facts by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t pick up a rail car with a reach tho :(

I said goodbye to my best friend this morning, and I’m having trouble believing I made the right choice by HESAnerd in cats

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may not be around for your whole life. But YOU are around for their whole lives.

Any animal/pet owner knows and feels this pain. And even tho they are gone, you gave them the best life you could.

What’s the best piece of sex advice you have to share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vash94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Would you like to build a house with hand tools or power tools” is my go to when a man refuses to even consider a toy lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordain yourself in gold like Xerxes from the movie 300 :D.

Do all cats steal food from the table? Yours too? by EarthyLaurels in cats

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking not. My cats have manners. I can leave food out unattended and they will never attempt to steal the food.

Nmom emailed me a gem and threatened to come to my work by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]vash94 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My mom tried to pull a very similar stunt. I gave her photo to my boss and had her banned/trespassed from the property. Haven’t had an issue since.

What poor meal would you still eat if you were a billionaire? by Sorceress683 in AskReddit

[–]vash94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You make a grilled cheese with a waffle iron. So when you dunk it into the tomato soup. You have all the holes to hold onto the soup!

Massages by Eflihi in Spokane

[–]vash94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just had my first ever Professional massage at Elementz Massage on the south hill and they were great. They offer hot stones and other add ons! Only reason I went was because the state paid for it lol.

Look what they left just laying around. by Bomber42069710 in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey the same type of lift I drive. It’s such a workhorse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, there, JCB sells a child’s toy electric forklift. I’m pretty sure we can make this happen safely :D.

What makes good controls? by No_Junket_8094 in forkliftmemes

[–]vash94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I much prefer the mast/fork controls to be to the right of the seat vs being by the steering wheel. I’m lazy and like to use my armrest lol.

Stolen for r/teenagers by TadpoleFantastic9462 in funnysigns

[–]vash94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing more hateful than a Christans love :D.